Joe Morrissey

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

The only thing that is more satisfying than clocking out of work for the last time, is waking up the next morning and not having to go to work.

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

One of the biggest let downs is when you find the exact homework question on chegg but it only has thumbs down

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

One of the worst things is when you have song stuck in your head and can't remember the name or the words, only the melody. so you can't google the words and when you try and recite the melody to a friend they just look at you like you're a drunken dwarf and life goes on.

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

Happy 700 day 🔥🔥 it's been real @MattMilder

[Netflix @netflix]

FRIENDS 2018 PLOTLINES
-Joey eats Tide pods, goes to hospital (guest star Ellen Pompeo)
-Chandler won't shut up about how funny his Vines were
-Ed Sheeran cameo interrupts Phoebe's Central Perk set
-Ross gets everyone into Bitcoin
-The One Where The Gang Realizes Their Privilege

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Christmas Eve with the Glasgow family. 🎄

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

My favorite part of going to school in Iowa has probably got to be when they manuer the fields 👃👃

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Upset in Ames!

No. 25 Iowa State takes down No. 4 TCU, 14-7 👀

[Mattural Light @MatturalI_Ice]

@jmov99 and I are on a whole other snap level 💯+💯+💯+💯+💯+💯

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

@MattMilder These have been a great 600 days

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

You can tell someone is a freshman when they stand awkwardly by the door of the bus and can't get it open so someone else has to do it

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

It always seems like McDonald's is either really good, or just really average

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

@d_blahahahaha96 They were pretty great.

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

@MattMilder that was probably at like 2am 😂

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

@MattMilder

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

@MattMilder So many memories 😌

[Joe Morrissey @jmov99]

Blessed to have spent these last 500 days getting snaps from @MattMilder