Jeff Phillips

isn’t it pretty to think so?

[Jeff Phillips @JMP_1000]

Today is Steve Irwin’s birthday. Happy b day mate

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Sure let’s redownload Twitter in 2020.... #Reddit

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I need a better way to listen to artists, waiting for them to die and then getting into them after isn’t working well #MacMiller ):

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@WOWCare wtf mate

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We lost a real one today.

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Hemingway the only author worth reading in high school.

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Delly back to CLE?!? @matthewdelly

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@JKulifay Is that a good read?

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@BRANDON_PASQUAL I spy some tropical Guins

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@MichaelRapaport @CJMcCollum It’s our year!! Side note just realized you were in #DeepBlueSea woah

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

RACOON BOY!!! #RNR4

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This hits so so so close to home.

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“Happy,” I muttered, trying to pin the word down. But it is one of those words, like Love, that I have never quite understood.

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YAS

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Jurassic Park fiasco would have never happened if they brought Steve Irwin on board.

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LeBron join the Lakers so he could get summers off, my man hasn’t take a solid break in almost a decade.

[Andre Knott @DreKnott]

Dude at hotel sees me in (surprise surprise) a Cleveland t shirt. Stops me and apologizes I go for what? He goes LA. I go my bills are still getting paid and my kids are happy. I’m good 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Who else is ready for Cavs basketball this season?

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Welp, with LeBron gone my childhood is officially over. Might as well get started on a decent combover.

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“4 year deal and 1 Amy Schumer movie”

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“At least Lakers fan can stop pretending to be Warriors fans now”