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@histories_arch Thank you for your post. I knew most of this story but it was amazing to have it finished. The more you know!

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@Murat125387 @histories_arch Hmm wonder if he was motivated by the way the ottomans treated his people. Ya think🤣 I'm sorry but when the muslim cult trys to invade there is no roe.. you all think you are soldiers of Allah but you are just cult members spreading hate and atrocities. You will be met with same

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@ilsadozkan @histories_arch Same thing is going to happen again to your dirty goat fucking cult! I can't wait 🤣🤣🤣

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@HarryVerso55138 @MrFezz15 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@WZoell23973 @MrFezz15 Wait Nepoleon to😱

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@Nafeesahxf @gillies720 Only thing you own sister is what you bought or brought with you. Muslims will never own this whole country ( not including Michigan) 🤣 a lot of us fought and died to keep the Muslim scourge from try to populate the world🤔maybe think about that while you celebrate your cult.

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@Nafeesahxf A religion that requires me to give up my rights to be free and do what is normal to most people will never be except here. You can take your Ramadan somewhere people don't care about you asking for us to respect it. Maybe back to mecca.
Otherwise have a nice day😜

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@LostInLayaway @VladTheInflator @bridgeburner84 Call him a nazi next!! Come on I know you got it in you🙄🤣🤣🤣

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DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

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@marktho00263554 @MarkDHughes1007 No it's a CZ😏

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@B__Pierluigi Man you really do believe all the bullshit that was feed to you and coming out of your mouth at the same time. Have fun with the Muslims there. You rolled over in WW2 for Benito and you'll do the same for them. Hopefully this time we'll just let you live like that and not save u

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@OnlyTruthforall @RussiaArmyStan @grok Dude please get an education I'm tired of talking to morons. Well it's not really talking more like watching you display your inbred shoe size IQ.🤣🤣🤣 By Felicia