James Logan

It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

[James Logan @jms_logan]

I love hearing about the other tall people you know. Please keep telling me

[James Logan @jms_logan]

Mr. Logan: Student A, I need you to find something productive to do.
Student A (to Student B): Did he say my name?
Student B: Yes, you're the only one watching orangutan videos.

[James Logan @jms_logan]

@jasons_stick Why does he need the machete so sharp?

[James Logan @jms_logan]

HUGE upgrade from the Celebrity Apprentice host to the Parks and Rec extra

[James Logan @jms_logan]

As allies, aren't we responsible for challenging our friends' problematic views, not enabling/celebrating them?

[Congressmember Bass @RepKarenBass]

Found one.

[James Logan @jms_logan]

@murtzjaffer @connorreda What about me Murtz? What did I do wrong?

[James Logan @jms_logan]

@ZootyMcBooty

[James Logan @jms_logan]

Were there one-hit wonders in the classical era? Were there composers who were known for a specific symphony, and if they tried to write a new symphony people would be like "Play the old stuff! We want #3 in E minor!"

[James Logan @jms_logan]

Highlight of week 1 of teaching:
Mr. Logan: What are your expectations for me?
Student 1: No puns!
Student 2: What's the PUNishment?

[James Logan @jms_logan]

@themichaelorear @murtzjaffer

[James Logan @jms_logan]

@realspaceforce @doodlebobfather @Peterson_RyanJ

[James Logan @jms_logan]

@TalkPrimeTime Brett Favre is a Thursday and I have a lot to learn.

[James Logan @jms_logan]

@Keev26 @randyknup

[James Logan @jms_logan]

People who leave their blinker on when they aren't changing lanes should be jailed

[James Logan @jms_logan]

@Shawesometweets a goose chased me on my run today!

[James Logan @jms_logan]

Pilot in LA: You can expect light snow showers and cold temperatures when we arrive in Minneapolis...are you sure you wanna go?

[James Logan @jms_logan]

HS student: "If you want to chop off a bear's arms and attach them to your body, the 2nd amendment gives you the right to do that." #freedom @nra

[James Logan @jms_logan]

Leave McCarthy in Minneapolis

[James Logan @jms_logan]

Its 11:30 on a Saturday night, and @CGillagan and I are stalking his middle school chess rivals on Facebook #winning