JM

Product @Dubsmash, doggy daddy, and Chipotle + 30 Rock lover - NYC - Tweets are from my frivolous mind, so like, don't hate

[JM @jmskey]

@tkylemac Clearly the gays at MTV are no longer ok

[JM @jmskey]

@realnorireed It sounds like turkeys raving no one can convince me otherwise https://t.co/zrVSRlfmCd

[JM @jmskey]

I chose Mount Rushmore- cuz to live in a country where you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces on it, faces of great Americans who did so much to make our country super great. Well, that makes me Rebecca Leeman, proud to be an American @DENISE_RICHARDS #dropdeadgorgeous

[JM @jmskey]

It happened

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@richardblade I was in the middle of seeding my lawn when you played @tearsforfears Sowing the Seeds of Love on XM 33 😆🌱

[JM @jmskey]

Something tells me the waiting room for hell is very similar to the Ticketmaster waiting room.

[e taylor @erinisaway]

you come to me on the day britney spears is pregnant and you ask me for a favor

[JM @jmskey]

Just remember, any time you think you can’t - what is stressed spelled backwards?

It’s desserts. We can always desserts our stressed.

[JM @jmskey]

Minnesotans cooking

[JM @jmskey]

Scoop, lost in the citadel, am I dreaming $jmchilgren #LilNasXGaveBirth

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

ME & @CASHAPP ARE GIVING AWAY $500K IN BITCOIN. QUOTE THIS TWEET WITH YOUR TOP 3 SONGS ON MONTERO, ADD YOUR $CASHTAG & THE HASHTAG #LilNasXGaveBirth

[Mel @melissabellew_]

All of you are considered competition to me until I secure a Dua Lipa ticket tomorrow

[JM @jmskey]

@jbarro @hakioawa Once I switched to Eero I’ve had no problems with the 8,399,738 devices I have - I’ve also used Google/Nest Wifi with same results (all with a couple mesh points). They just handle all the band / device switching much better. Idk if you have tried them but it’s worth it if not!

[BreatheHeavy @breatheheavycom]

We just watched a woman put it all on the line to fight for her life. Courageous, inspiring, heartbreaking. #FreeBritney

[T. Kyle @tkylemac]

PSA: "What Dreams Are Made Of" by @HilaryDuff is now on streaming.

[JM @jmskey]

@tkylemac Ty

[Elise Jordan @Elise_Jordan]

Remember this tweet on February 13th?

[JM @jmskey]

@30Rock I hit my head prrretttyyyy hard on the nightstand

[JM @jmskey]

Free idea: @Apple should have a cleaning mode for MacOS so that you can wipe your laptop down without pressing every button and triggering every shortcut known to humankind

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

Miss Congeniality (2021)