jess

she/her ♈️🔮🕯

[jess @jmt2895]

@PaulWhitaker11 @kokoeats @LoveIsland @ITV Mr Whitaker why have you spent the last few weeks responding negatively to tweets about female love island contestants? There isn’t a positive response among them. Are you seeking attention or engagement or is it that you just dislike women? Interested to know!

[jess @jmt2895]

@O2 I’m unable to pay my bill via the iOS app or your website via card or Apple Pay - when will this be fixed? The app and website have been horrendous the last few months, hundreds of redirects and error messages when logging into my account

[jess @jmt2895]

Curtis and Jack are giving incel in this challenge #LoveIslandAllStars

[jess @jmt2895]

@benaurphie I found this tweet in my scrolling today! She is sososo good in this role!! You must be so happy 🥹

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

They're finally admitting it.

[goma @soigomaa]

protect me from who?

[jess @jmt2895]

@ghostworldlenin @Hutch_Online @PoliticoForYou I’m crying

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

In March there was a vote in Parliament to make a paltry two weeks of paternity leave a statutory right for all new fathers.

Rupert Lowe didn't bother to turn up to vote.

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Good grief. A politician with a brain and integrity and concern for what’s in the national interest. Starting to think I’d never see that again in my lifetime.

[jess @jmt2895]

@TheSouthernGen5 @PageSix Why

[jess @jmt2895]

@AldiUK please bring back the chocolate & vanilla tear & share brioche loaf 🥺 eating the individual brioche swirls somehow feels worse when you’re left with 6 wrappers as evidence 🥲

[Gareth @thehandofbeadle]

Americans are too thick to vote anyway, they should put us back in charge. Send Gary Barlow's massive son over to rampage through a major city until they surrender

[jess @jmt2895]

@hyozyozone @Scoby20 This is so funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jess @jmt2895]

@rhaenyrasrealm @daisyjotaylor

[jess @jmt2895]

@LaurenReaditt @MCUPerfectGifs

[jess @jmt2895]

@RealEmirHan Sarah Michelle Gellar in the Scooby Doo Movie

[jess @jmt2895]

The only correct answer

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Best female performance of all time?

I’ll start:

[jess @jmt2895]

@ArchewellBaby @laramaytaylor

[David @homesweethomo]

gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s Ja’mie King.