Joff

Comedy performer and writer, DJ. Loves music, dogs and #OUFC. Also Popmaster TV winner…

All views my own, and not necessarily those of my employer, obviously…

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@Metro_Ents It’s not surprising at all seeing as he’s a big football fan and presented the remake of Fantasy Football! Pathetic opportunistic ‘journalism’.

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@politicscarla @GBPolitcs Waiting list, it’s not America

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Good god, this Minah is so thick she’s making my head hurt… #HouseOfGames

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@Cookieurch @GBNEWS I didn’t say you did. I’m just saying if they’re open to all, surely that makes the standard ones obsolete?

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@Cookieurch @GBNEWS So why bother with the existence of the standard student loans?

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@OUFCOfficial Is he alright? Seemed to hit his head on the post.

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@GBNEWS Why not just pray and ask god to help out?

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@Carl_Cox Does it feel good to you?

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@UPTHEDIRTYOX @OUFCOfficial @polythene_uk Because you said “we can actually win this” which sounds like you’re referring to the game, not the competition itself…

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@bbcoxfordsport Is Nathan deliberately making puns? So far we’ve had “Broom ‘sweeps’ the ball”, “Barber ‘nicks’ the ball” - I’m just waiting for Nurse to make a hospital pass… #OUFC

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@UPTHEDIRTYOX @OUFCOfficial @polythene_uk What? And so we couldn’t actually have beaten Stevenage?

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@PolitlcsUK @woodg31 Have any of these people been to the police then?

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@Fletcher_sm145 Why do Americans call university school and college as well? Makes no sense as they’re three very different things.

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@prodnose It appears that I was actually correct!

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@prodnose We used to play this a cubs and I never knew what it was called. It sounded to me like they called it ‘Churchy One Over’, which is nonsense of course, but if you never see something written down…

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@prodnose For people saying it’s British Bulldog, it’s not. Bulldog was essentially rugby, but without the ball.

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@63xBigger @BBCPolitics Partentially?

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@JamesMelville @RuthDavidsonPC Essentially paraphrasing what The KLF once said

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@63xBigger @BBCPolitics How did diabetic children function before the smartphone? Did they all just die at school?