Jordan

Zune owner on a quest to become less ignorant and more nerdy...slowly but surely.

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@cthagod @BrilliantIdiots @andrewschulz as a rare black metalhead, your rock/metal facts are killing me! Lol.

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@davidfrum Kinda sad when you consider that his sister was a circuit court judge.

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I thought i was an absolute failure at life. And then i found out almost no one beat Mega Man 3 on NES.

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@BrilliantIdiots so if i eat vanilla ice cream, in a white bowl, with a white plastic spoon, am i being triple affected by white supremacy?

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The new Ford F150 looks like a GMC Sierra fucked Dodge Ram

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Boothe asked Lincoln twice nicely to take his hat off while indoors and be a gentleman, but no. "Im the President. I freed the slaves!"

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@Broncos @Jaguars @espn Metalheads on the field!

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@Metall_Headd @youarethegears Someone let a Metalhead on the field!

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@NickDiPaolo @DJWhooKid @jimandsamshow why is Jimmy doing that? Jimmy why are doing that?

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@DeadWoodMedia1 @Sherrod_Small you look like the police are watching you off set

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Gotta love Aretha...but someone forgot to tell her theres people holding a big ass flag.

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@andrewschulz Extremist Muslim equivalent to stepping on some fresh Jordans. – report. https://t.co/WKTnYxH1Xr

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CBS News: Cuba condom fishing sees impoverished Cubans beat U.S. embargo with balloon fishing. https://t.co/R66cDYdWs9

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https://t.co/f83FX0awDX

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@ATCQ new album. Fried chicken and mashed potatoes with my girl. Im good. My heart full.

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@ShowtimeTate with the mid-air Stinkface flip for the game winner.

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#DontHateThePlaya
Radar Online: Inside Prince Harry’s Secret Trip To Meghan Markle’s Canada Home. https://t.co/O3P581tmsB

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VOA News: 'Jacuzzi of Despair’ Found in Gulf of Mexico. https://t.co/jwIjHuCHqR

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The Verge: NASA’s most powerful space telescope ever is ready for preflight testing. https://t.co/aujirvKRyV