J Murph

Another dumb account that comments on the going on in this mud ball we call Earth

[J Murph @jmurph71]

My phone yesterday trying to score the RTJ LOWS

[J Murph @jmurph71]

SAMI!!!!!!!

[J Murph @jmurph71]

@TechkenTiff @glitchu__ What in the fat fuckery is that!!! I want it!

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.

America First.

[Hip Hop Golden Age @HipHopGoldenAge]

"Once upon a time not long ago
When people wore pajamas and lived life slow
When laws were stern and justice stood
And people were behavin' like they ought ta good..." #ChildrensStory #SlickRick

[J Murph @jmurph71]

She’s been coming soon for two fucking months

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

This week, Blake Monroe targets Charlotte Flair.

#SmackDown

[J Murph @jmurph71]

Verse looking at Gabriel….

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Why pay for your preferred number when you can just take it? Jared Verse shows up for his first practice wearing No. 8, even though the number officially belongs to Dillon Gabriel. https://t.co/TN3XW8Htd6

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Why pay for your preferred number when you can just take it? Jared Verse shows up for his first practice wearing No. 8, even though the number officially belongs to Dillon Gabriel. https://t.co/TN3XW8Htd6

[J Murph @jmurph71]

@Irishredleg So on brand @jrweist lol

[J Murph @jmurph71]

@Irishredleg make sure you check in on your Browns friends lol

[J Murph @jmurph71]

@jrweist @Irishredleg Well…. Hopefully you guys get some good picks there are two guys from
Columbus you can try to get

[J Murph @jmurph71]

@BuschBeer Interested in the. 🍊…but know that🥒 one is coming…just drop it now…it’s hot out here

[J Murph @jmurph71]

That match was 🔥🔥🔥🔥#wweraw

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Mo Salah, forever Anfield royalty 👑

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

The end of an incredible journey with the Reds 👏❤️

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Mo Salah leaves the Anfield pitch in tears as an iconic, trophy-laden Liverpool career comes to an end 👋

He won it all, and above all, restored a culture of glory to Liverpool. Long live the king 👑

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @realmaddox]

Every website: "Hi, I'm Fucko! I'll be your AI virtual assistant. Ask me anything!"

Me: asking for literally any amount of help

Fucko: I can't help with that!

[J Murph @jmurph71]

A+

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Serving up 17 courses. We'll take them all.

https://t.co/IcZACQxP0Q

[J Murph @jmurph71]

He was an animal!!!! AD!