Jonathan

[Vïvïĕ♡ @_MissVivie]

Whatever you do in life, for the love of God, kindly DON'T be this neighbour.

[Jonathan @jmurphy1983]

@gamray It’s like a real life comedy sketch, I thought my experience was a one off, but since learned it’s every night

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Sunderland should’ve been relegated, based on xG.

They’ll be playing in the Europa League next season.

[Jonathan @jmurphy1983]

@HonestFrank Worst winning ride in history

[Jonathan @jmurphy1983]

@BetfairExchange Lowest did Jordan’s trade?

[Jonathan @jmurphy1983]

@itvracing @BenJone04644251 @RishiPersad1 The “royal we” Benny boy won’t be anywhere near the horse again

[Rory McIlroy Tracker @RMTracker]

@MailSport So you guys waited until the Monday of Rory’s Masters-defending week to drop an article where you provided absolutely no new info and anything that was provided was completely baseless?

Round of applause for @JBezants and @danielgbates for being two miserable fucking losers 👏

[Jonathan @jmurphy1983]

@brodders_be Looks like it’s missed out - cut off 10am

[Jonathan @jmurphy1983]

@brodders_be What time is the cut off for reserves?

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

Newcastle @worflags have a message for the visiting Sunderland fans… ahead of the first derby in a decade!
#NUFC #SAFC

[Jonathan @jmurphy1983]

@racingblogger Vroum vroom mag

[Nick Goff @nickgoff79]

Places I’d like to watch Gold Cup day from ranked:

1. My sofa
2. A pub
27. Cheltenham racecourse
9,461. Hell
23.914. Benidorm

[Jonathan @jmurphy1983]

@chriswalltweets @brodders_be This makes sense now lol

[Jonathan @jmurphy1983]

@brodders_be

[Weldy @Weldy43]

This midget cunt @Ramma_____ is 5'2, mid 50s and taggin his own burner account hahahahaha 1 of the biggest fruits on this app, fantastic

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Eddie has it bang on!

[Jonathan @jmurphy1983]

@gamray @BigNonVeganDave You will surprise yourself with your parkrun time - 100% you’ll get a PB

[Jonathan @jmurphy1983]

@gamray Incredibly psychological - brains telling you to stop