Jumadi Musfa

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[Jumadi Musfa @jmusfa]

@afrkml kalau mau screening hal ini di RS, ambil screening apa ya? biasanya di-cover juga ga di medcheck?

[Catholic 𐕣 @myshawti]

Proud 🤎

[Pervie! @pervertauditor]

Anak ITB jadi MenKeu. Gak kaget.

[Ooi Beng Cheang @luxentX]

Malaysia and Indonesia now have cross border QR payment using Malaysia's DuitNow and Indonesia's Quick Response Code Indonesian Standard (QRIS). Transaction charges cheaper than visa and mastercard transaction fees. Makes life easier for everyone travelling.

[Timo Mason🤠 | Wealth Writer @Timo_Mason]

Bali is paradise.

Until you realize who's pulling the strings.

- Police have no power
- Politicians are just puppets
- The real force? Not the Hindu gods

Here’s the full story behind the real boss of Bali:

[Kris Antoni - Toge Productions @kerissakti]

Bbrp tahun lalu diundang meeting dgn salah satu kementrian utk bahas industri game Indonesia.

Belum bahas program apa2 pak dirjen nya bilang gini “Kalian (gamedev) bikin post sosmed aja dulu, terima kasih atas dukungan kementrian, programnya nanti nyusul”

Trus gw bilang …
1/n

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@elonmusk This pretty much explains today's society

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

@elonmusk Modern form of Education https://t.co/PbmE4UmzWc

[Lambe Resing @LambeResing]

Ketika dituding bahwa influencer seharusnya turut membantu meluruskan citra bensin ‘oplosan’ Pertamina, ini jawaban Fitra Eri:

“Saya sendiri tidak berani, karena saya tidak tahu faktanya seperti apa?”

OM FITRA. 👏👏👏

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

"Halo Tim IT? Ini dari Tim Accounting, Tax, and Finance"
"Ya? Gimana?"
"Kita perlu ubah aplikasi kita buat ngeprint invoice sama kuitansi, soalnya PPN-nya berubah."
"Oh, jadinya turun ya? Jadi 11%? Gak jadi 12%? Tinggal ganti angka itu mah"
"Engg... Enggak gitu kak"
"He? Jadi turun apa enggak nih?"

***

"Jadi di invoice sama kuitansinya, label PPN-nya kita tulis tetep 12%."
"Terus? Kalau gitu kan misalnya harga kita jual 10.000.000, berarti PPN-nya 1.200.000?"
"Enggak, tetep 1.100.000 walaupun PPN-nya 12%."
"Hah? Gimana-gimana? Jadi kita cuma ngubah angka di labelnya, tapi gak ngubah nominalnya?"
"Kurang lebih gitu. Undang-undangnya gak berubah, PPN-nya tetep 12%. Tapi ada Peraturan Menteri yang ngakalin supaya jadi 11%."
"Heh? Elu main-main sama gue apa gimana?"
"Enggak bang, emang gitu. Jadi Dasar Pengenaan Pajaknya bukan harga."
"Hah? Terus apa?"
"DPP-nya 11/12 dari harga kak"
"..."

***

"Hello, this is your overseas client."
"Yeah, what's up?"
"We bought your product for IDR 10.000.000 a unit, and it said that the VAT is 12%. Previously it was 11%."
"Oh yeah, the government changed it by law."
"But, why is the tax value is IDR 1.100.000? Are you sure it is not a mistake?"
"No, it is not."
"What? Explain to me?"
"..."

***

"Halo kak IT?"
"Ya?"
"Kayaknya kita perlu update lagi aplikasinya. Klien kita banyak yang bingung."
"Jadi di bawah harga, kasih baris 'Dasar Pengenaan Pajak'"
"Yang 11/12 kemarin?"
"Iya."
"Bentar, itung dulu."
"Ditunggu kak."
"Jadi misal baris pertama: Total harga = 'Rp 10.000.000', baris kedua: Dasar Pengenaan Pajak 11/12 Harga = 'Rp 9.166.666,67', baris ketiga baru PPN 12% = 'Rp 110.000'. Gitu?"
"Iya kak, betul"
"..."

***

"Oh ya kak lupa."
"Apa lagi?"
"11/12 itu dibikin bisa diganti-ganti ya kak."
"Hah? Jadi ini belum tentu fix selamanya?"
"Kata legal gitu kak, jaga-jaga kalau ada peraturan menteri baru lagi."
"Jadi bisa jadi berapa aja tuh 11/12? Jangan-jangan bisa jadi 15/12 atau 20/12 apa gimana?"
"Kata legal bisa-bisa aja kak, gak ada aturan yang ngelarang."
"..."

***

"Hello, this is your overseas client."
"Yeah, what's up?"
"I am even more confused now. Why is the tax base 11/12 of the price?"
"The government decided that."
"What?"
"Yes, they just release the regulation."
"When?"
"Yesterday."
"Wait a minute. They can change whenever they want? So, let's say next month, they can change the number '11/12' to another number?"
"..."

[R1 JYG ☭/acc @JinbuJYG]

We got Donald Trump selling HotDogs in Chongqing before GTA 6

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Making blue fin tuna sashimi from lego

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

W boss

[🎈 cici ⋆.˚ 𓆉 @juhyunprettys]

kata gue lo pada contoh noh ryujin itzy 😭

[Mo Fayad @fayadzinho]

In October, Bahrain equalised against Indonesia after the game was supposed to end at 90+6

So for a whole month Indonesia fans commented “90+6=????” under every football post you could think of

Today, Australia equalised against Bahrain … in minute 90+6

Insane 😂

[Fooootest（サッカーブログ） @Fooootest]

サウジアラビア相手に2ゴールを決めたインドネシアのマルセリーノ見せたゴールパフォーマンス🇮🇩🪑 https://t.co/sz7FM8uyT3

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

No lies told here…

[Casual Geopolitics @Casualgeopol]

BREAKING: 🇳🇱 AMSTERDAM POLICE CONFIRM ISRAELIS STARTED IT

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Imagine Russian football fans in a foreign city:

- Interrupted a minute’s silence in memory of dead flood victims with chants in support of killing Ukrainian children

- Rampaged through the city

- Ripped down Ukrainian flags

- Chanted “death to Ukrainians”

- Attacked local residents

Imagine then, when local residents attacked them, they were presented as victims of a racist pogrom.