🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋

This ball is long gone just like the ex-girlfriend who will never return

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

If I was a blade runner this is what I would look like

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

There is no place in Los Angeles analogous to Bayonne, yes, that’s right.

[René 🟥🚩🇵🇸 @rcmoya84]

An angeleno's guide to NYC

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

I’m sick of seeing these memes

[sosa ⚡︎ @SosaKubrick]

choose one jacket

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

Buying the college sophomores who hung out with us washed up alums last weekend food

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

when you ordering pizza and the broke homie say “get some wings too”

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

Had to school my father on a bit of #history this morning when he tried to tell me this was actually the disco demolition. Like bro you weren’t there either.

[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

On June 4, 1974, the Cleveland Indians had one of the worst ideas in sports history: 10 cent beer night.

A cup of Stroh's went from 65 cents down to a dime. Limit of six per trip to the counter, but you could go back as many times as you wanted. So basically unlimited beer.

It gets better. A week earlier these same two teams had brawled in Texas, so Cleveland fans showed up already wanting blood. About 25,000 packed the stadium, way more than expected.

By the middle innings it was total chaos. Fans were setting off firecrackers, throwing hot dogs and rocks, and running onto the field. A woman flashed the crowd. A father and son ran out and mooned the outfield. Streakers everywhere. Rangers manager Billy Martin just stood in the dugout blowing kisses at the drunks screaming at him.

Then the Indians tied it 5-5 in the bottom of the 9th. That's when it fully broke.

A kid ran out and grabbed Rangers outfielder Jeff Burroughs' cap. Burroughs stumbled, and Billy Martin thought his player was getting jumped. So he grabbed a bat and led the entire Rangers team charging onto the field to fight the crowd. Then the Indians came out with bats too, to protect the Rangers from thousands of drunk fans.

A reliever got hit in the head with a steel folding chair. The umpire, Nestor Chylak, got cut by a thrown rock and a piece of a stadium seat, and needed stitches.

He forfeited the game to Texas on the spot and called the fans "uncontrollable beasts," saying he'd never seen anything like it "except in a zoo."

The best part? Cleveland had four more beer nights already scheduled that season.

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

Excellent dog

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

Coworker suggested they may have Paul McCartney’d (replaced him with an equally talented but slightly different looking clone) SGA

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Brunson & Shai at the Time100 Sports Gala

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

Ralph (the brand) making everyone wear a Ralph (the man) fit, like he’s not the only person in history to get a pass on the dinner jacket and jeans combo, is a really good bit.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Munetaka Murakami on the red carpet

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

Can fifa fix games for the Mets?

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

US Soccer dead as Mitch

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🚨🤯 NEW: The Mexican Government and Liga MX will create 2,000 NEW ACADEMIES across the country, with the goal of finding new talents like Gilberto Mora.

They also plan to FURTHER EXPAND scouting efforts across the United States. 🇺🇸👏🏼

Via @el_pais

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

Is Neymar a fucking moron?

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

The ads on fox one are a lot

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

The way European footballers talk about their diverse national roots really makes it funny to hear people complain about being Italian from NJ.

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

What if Ted Williams was born today and was one of those perfect game zoomers

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

Mets lost 12-0 today and I feel like this still, incredible summer for sports so far

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

I need a wife that will allow me to name my child Ogugua

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

Greatest team ever argue with a wall the fucking Knicks are the world champions

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

why is he dressed like that

[ESPN @espn]

Should Victor Wembanyama’s interaction with Jalen Brunson in the first quarter of Game 3 be upgraded to a flagrant foul?

NBA Senior VP, Head of Development and Training Referee Operations Monty McCutchen spoke on the play on NBA Today:

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

@TrapBasquiat They are insanely uncomfortable

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

Hum was good

[🦋𝒟𝒾𝓋🧡𝓇𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒹🦋 @jmwburner]

Spikes are tricky you either look cool as hell or really smelly

[Culturally Inappropriate @spacetigre]

Spikes is tricky cause you’ll either look like 2010 Future or cool as hell lol