julia

badda bing badda boom

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[inventing the letter Q] let’s do O again, but this time give it a cigarette

[Kevin @linguinelabs]

How long after sex is it appropriate to open VS Code

[a @yyioom]

to know me is to be insanely confused

[daisy @cinnadaisy]

why do u need google and chatgpt when u can have a girl thats always right

[Low Level @LowLevelTweets]

Malware implies the existence of buenoware

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

killing june bugs cause it’s gonna be july soon and they cant be there

[g. @redfourd]

Hey, I just noticed that you never use any fancy words. Are you stupid?

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Your secret is safe with me until I drink a margarita

[skooks @skooookum]

The cold brew prepares the body for the Celcius. The Celcius prepares the body for war.

[lilly sharples @lillysharples]

“I’d love to go on a trip with you!!”

No you wouldn’t. I am going to get up at sunrise to run 14 miles to a bakery that has a 500 year old sourdough starter I found on Reddit before embarking on a 40,000 step afternoon stopping only to read every historic plaque. There is no itinerary. I have no details. I am booking the flights when I get to the airport. No I don't know where. Pack accordingly!

[@levelsio @levelsio]

A fun exercise is exporting your 5+ year of chat logs and putting it in Claude Code to do psychoanalysis of yourself

[taoki @justalexoki]

please be gentle this is my first time being a human like i've literally never done this before

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

To fall asleep you first pretend to be asleep. That's how everything in life works.

[🧛🏻‍♀️🇪🇬 @NADIlNE]

hot girls love sudoku

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

there is a coors light that never goes out

[erika @yeeeerika]

the grocery store rotisserie chicken is one of the few things that unites us

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things