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[JaeBee @jnb815]

@AdahopAda @VI0LETF0X I was telling a guy friend, if she says she got her nails done, ask to see. At minimum, you'll get a picture and she's happy to show them off. Better, you get her nails and a pretty face. Best, you get nails and maybe titties....always ask to see the nails

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@Adam_Karpiak When my friend sent in a survey citing a 'hostile work environment' and almost got fired... and then was put on a list and did

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@PhysicsHawk Deleterious is my personal second favorite

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@sissythatpatch Anybody who has ever kept goats knows, goats are born looking for a way to die.

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@loveDoges111 Some of these dogs are so clearly showing stress responses....

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@wlwluver I talked a little and then ran away because I got scared that I was being too weird. She took it as a challenge.

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@Egan_Starr My autism must have popped out bc I had genuinely liked that post. I would be very happy to see them chatting 😅

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@reblavoie I'm inclined to disagree, but could you explain your reasoning?

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@isleofpuffin @NastrondScourge Greenville is growing, not huge, but there have been forecasts of Charlotte and Atlanta expanding enough to meet each other with housing between them

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@bugcel_ Does he have any allergies?

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@4taryn4 I've known i was bi for a long time, I was in a long term relationship with a man. Then I dated a woman. Yes, I definitely have a preference for women. Now my Best Friend decides I'm a lesbian and likes to tell other people that, and every time my feelings get Hurt.

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@BrambleJam222 I genuinely thought this was fake....and then I checked her insta. Wtf.

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@chefmade_92 Im sitting at 200. Im not proportional. Those women who are, 🥵🥵🥵. Hit me up if you need a lady. If you aren't. Still hit me up....

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@tyleroakley and my stuffed animal is Ya Busted

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@tyleroakley Edward fortyhands is like the childhood blanket that I still keep for comfort (i was 22 when it came out)

[JaeBee @jnb815]

@tyleroakley Edward fortyhands is like the childhood blanket that I still keep for comfort (i was 22 when it came out)

[JaeBee @jnb815]

Alcohol, especially if you've been binge drinking the night before, shows up in a quick and simple urine test. If they were that sure, just do a sample to rule causes in or out. Wtf?

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Me in ER with severe dehydration & tachycardia from POTS flare (undiagnosed at time)

Dr: “How much did you drink last night?”

Me: “I don’t drink”

Dr: “Tell the truth - if you don’t we can’t help”

Me: “I’m allergic to alcohol. I’ve had nothing to drink.”

Dr: “Don’t lie” 🧵 /1

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@torturedthiglor The red set is for the locals. Red is #2 for me and I used it as a bathroom break.

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@LauraTheSwiftie Red is top 3 favorite album for me. I used the red set as a bathroom break...

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@delicatelor Saying that you're seeing fletcher in concert without actively mentioning your current boyfriend in the same sentence is the same thing as saying I'm queer.

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@ADHDdesigner Keep my house clean.