Jandrew

optimistic nihilism

[Maki *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @clfrnia_maki]

such an honor to fully write a song for an artist who’s heart is as light as a leaf and as humble as it’s roots.

working with ü felt like we’re two stars in one constellation ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ ✴︎˚ thank you for making me feel proud of what I do everytimee

congrats in advanced brodiecakes! @justintdedios u truly worked ur magic on this one, as always.

dahon by justin will be out later 12 MIDNIGHT!!!!

[Jandrew @jndrw_]

Almost won against mega staraptor with my excadrill fissure/horn drill + Mega hawlucha Entrainment by ruining their day and using entrainment on their m. Staraptor LMAO HAHAHA

If I just swapped excadrill early on, I could've sweeped them

[Noelle Capili-Ruiz @MxNoelle]

Galing ng priorities ng punyetang to. Sana di ka na lang nag-senador

[Jecon Dreisbach @jecondraysbak]

This is your annual reminder from me that Philippine languages are NOT dialects.

We have 180+ languages, NOT dialects.

[Ate Czarot, a different Filipino @smurfette017]

Ang gago lang na iyong months-long absenteeism ni Bato while still earning his salary seems to have empowered the senators (who already have questionable ethics to begin with) to follow in his footsteps and not show up for work. Mga palamunin talaga ng taumbayan.

[󠁩⋆ @ilyieusnrn]

SEN KIKO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[iMPACT Leadership @iMPACTPH2019]

LACSON: CAYETANO FILED SC PETITION TOO LATE, CALLS IT ANOTHER 'DIRTY TRICK'

Sen. Ping Lacson criticized Sen. Alan Peter Cayetano and his allies for filing their petition before the Supreme Court only a day before the Senate's special session.

https://t.co/dNzHtwo5LZ

[Thea Tan @imtheatan]

The Supreme Court handed down a one-year suspension to Atty. @jesusfalcis.

His offense? A 2018 tweet where he fiercely defended his brother by using vulgar language (“Paky* kayo mga g*ga”!).

The High Court ruled it as simple misconduct and declared that the Code of Professional Responsibility and Accountability (CPRA) strictly mandates lawyers to maintain dignified language, even on personal social media accounts.

Okay, if the baseline for "dignity of the profession" is THAT strict, how on earth is Vice President Sara Duterte, who is also a lawyer, still holding onto her law license?

If we are talking about actual violations, her verbatim, public receipts are entirely unhinged.

Let us enumerate some:

1. Sara Duterte didn't just casually throw bad words around.

In her streamed press briefings, she completely abandoned any shred of professional decorum and screamed on live broadcast:

“P*tang ina mo BBM! P*tang ina mo Liza! P*tang ina mo Martin! P*tang ina ninyong lahat!”

“Binastos pa nila sa pagsisinungaling nila na kesyo taksil, kesyo corrupt, abusado. P*tang ina ninyo, sino ang corrupt?”

2. Let's NEVER forget when she was a city mayor and an active member of the bar.

Instead of upholding the law, she literally used a court sheriff as a human punching bag!

She grabbed him and repeatedly punched him in the face and head on camera just for executing a lawful court order.

Kagalang-galang yarn?

3. She openly admitted on live television to hiring an assassin to target the country's top leaders if a supposed plot against her succeeded:

“I’ve talked to a person. I said, if I get killed, don’t stop until you k*ll BBM, Liza Araneta, and Martin Romualdez. No joke. No joke."

4. She casually bragged during a press conference about threatening to desecrate a former president's remains:

“Isang beses, sinabihan ko talaga si Sen. Imee. Sabi ko sa kanya, kung hindi kayo tumigil, huhukayin ko 'yang tatay ninyo, itatapon ko siya sa West Philippine Sea!”

5. She publicly detailed her thoughts of extreme physical violence against the sitting president:

“I wanted to remove his head. I realized the relationship was already toxic... [I] just imagine myself cutting his head."

An ordinary attorney gets a one-year suspension for typing profanities on Twitter to protect his sibling.

Meanwhile, a high-profile lawyer and the sitting Vice President can publicly brag about hitmen, look at a camera to detail cutting off the President's head, threaten to dig up a former president’s corpse, physically assault a court sheriff, and scream “p*tang ina ninyong lahat" on live broadcast with zero professional consequences!

Hello, IBP? Ano na?

The CPRA allows you to initiate disbarment proceedings motu proprio when a lawyer's misconduct is THIS flagrant and very public!

The rules apparently apply to everyone except her.

Time to strip her of that license!

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[Jesus Falcis 🇵🇭 @jesusfalcis]

Suspended ako as a lawyer so I cannot practice law.

Suspended si Jinggoy Estrada as a Senator so he cannot pass bills, attend hearings, or act as Judge of the impeachment court.

He shouldn’t be counted sa magic number to convict Sara. 👊

15 to convict dapat instead of 16. 😇

[Jandrew @jndrw_]

@tata_ai24 @sv_clienttrace @gmanews Puro kayo davao davao davao, ano ba nagawa niya para sa Pilipinas, maguli pa rin naman ahhh 6 years of a duterte president, and 4 years of a duterte VP, walang ambag sa lipunan, May binulsa pang confidential funds, kung di sila corrupt bakit ayaw niya harapin trial niya?

[The Lampara Project 🪔 @LamparaProject]

Nakakatawa:
nung si Tito Sotto ang naupong Senate President, bigla nabigyan daw siya ng "malita" tapos nung pumantay si Tulfo kay Inday Lustay sa survey, nagkaroon na din siya ng "malita",
ngayon namang si Kiko na ang BRsC chair at magiimbestiga sa flood control scam, biglang may "malita" na din siya. 🤣

Yung humuli sa tatay nilang kriminal nankarton, nabigyan na din daw. Mga nang-impeach kay Lustay, nauna nang nabigyan lahat.

Tapos ang pinakanakakatawa sa lahat, yung mga kumampi sa kanila gaya ni Legarda at Villar, biglang nagkamali daw. 🤣

Lahat ng kalaban mabibigyan.
Lahat ng kakampi ay magiging "safe".

[marv @mvn_dn]

valid crash out 😭

[AltIndayBadiday @AltIndayBadiday]

Tanong: Bakit hindi kayo umuwi nung panahon ni Rodrigo Duterte dito’t magtrabaho???

DDS: hakMGA zhskd8080xzbsh jdKAMIndnsk smiejd klajduejkwjs 😛

ctto 🎥

[FTTM @fttm_ph]

power of research po 🔥

[GMA News @gmanews]

LOOK: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan issues a statement regarding the recent allegations made against him and his family by one of the alleged bodyguards of former Rep. Zaldy Co.

COURTESY: Kiko Pangilinan/Facebook

[David @davofthedead]

1,000 roaches in your attic is just a horror movie SCENE. You purge them, call an exterminator, and zip. A person in your attic is a whole ahh horror movie PLOT. There could be a serial killer up there.

[Sarii @sarii_dj]

Si Gadon, disbarred for saying p****ng *n* mo atbp.
Si Atty. Falcis suspended for fu** y**.

Paano ung VP na pu**ng in* nyong lahat?

[Tambayan ni Berto ⚡️ @Bert_Control]

Aba kung pictures lang ang LABANAN. 😂

Ano ang tawag nyo dito? 😂

Itong si binggot talaga, galingan nyo pa ang SCRIPT.

[Kiko Pangilinan @kikopangilinan]

ANONG BASURA NA EBIDENSYA YAN NA MAY PICTURE?

Puro pasaring. Puro alegasyon. Puro palabas.

At dahil dinamay niyo pa ang pamilya ko, makakatikim kayo ng hindi pasaring, alegasyon, o palabas na kaso sa korte. Pananagutan ninyo ang paninirang ginagawa niyo.

[JC Lopez @itsjcbtw4]

Discharged after an operation with a Php103K bill. Philhealth covered 10k while the rest was covered by my HMO.

Sobrang nakakatakot magkasakit sa Pilipinas. Laki ng kaltas sa sahod natin ng Philhealth tapos barya lang ibibigay in times of actual emergency.🤡