Neiman

what the hell am i doing here

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

Connecticut has a:

Democratic Governor
2/2 Democratic Senators
5/5 Democratic US Representatives
Democratic control of the State Senate and House.

It’s the Year of the Liberal Golfer, of course we’re first to be announced.

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

The player order Keegan Bradley should send out tomorrow:

1. LeBron James
2. A huge fucking lobster with no rubber bands.
3. Timmy Chalamet
4. Scottie
5. Pete Buttigieg
6. Gavin Newsom
7. An actual Bear
8. Spieth
9. Lady J
10. A really hot bow of pho
11. Cam Tringale
12. Grant Horvat

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Wrigley security is currently trying to locate this random fan in the bleachers that’s only heckling Ian Happ for some reason

[Alfred “Alfie” Solomans @petermillarpapi]

Gonna start putting my beers in this

[Neiman @jneim_]

@i_skumo God what a mistake on his part

[Neiman @jneim_]

@i_skumo This is why you should’ve dropped senior year

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Total battledad victory

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

How the Week Zero slate is looking at me right now.

[Mercury @DissolvingMerc]

@Igi_POLCOM The Khans Conquest has begun

[Jake Cates @JakeCates3]

Any ball knowers?

[Neiman @jneim_]

@djcharkattack My glorious king Derrick Rose

[Neiman @jneim_]

@coin2kfan What are the exceptions. Theres absolutely one song that should be an exception

[Neiman @jneim_]

@HyperHenry102 @coin2kfan Ok gramps

[Neiman @jneim_]

@coin2kfan It’s better than Nina Simone fs. I did forget about the Jeff Buckley version. Also bob dylan is perhaps the greatest songwriter ever but like 3/4ths of the time I like covers of his works more than his renditions

[Neiman @jneim_]

@coin2kfan I hate you

[Neiman @jneim_]

@coin2kfan Also the Jack Johnson version of that song is great

[Neiman @jneim_]

@coin2kfan Any day now?