mommiana

#boymom

[TATIANA CHANELL @TATIANACHANELL]

The person who gave me life crossed me b4 anyone else could

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[𝓝. @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[🦋 @TheNayaJ]

Kayda saying “how is it not KC” just blew me.
Didn’t your man sleep W you & immediately ask if he could explore the new bombshells? Didn’t he remind you everyday that you’re not a real couple? Didn’t he say“I love you” just to claim he was joking later? & you’re worried about KC?

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

Everybody doing workout birthday parties this year. Please just call me when yall at the club. 😭

[Law of Attraction @LAWOFATTRACTlON]

The life you want is not out there somewhere. It is inside you, waiting to be embodied.

[ARI @ARIPBITCH]

might go ghost and call it a year

[kellan @kell9n]

Me drunk saying “ight hit me up” to people who don’t have my number

[mommiana @jnellfrmdablock]

It’s everywhere, instagram, twitter, TikTok😭

[mommiana @jnellfrmdablock]

I’m so sick of love island!!! Get that shit off my TL

[Plies @plies]

America Is Currently Being Robbed At Gunpoint With No Ski Mask. By The President Of The United States!!!!!

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Before ChatGPT, our academic lifeline was random students uploading full exams to Quizlet.

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

There’s dark humor then there’s lynch mob idk that’s just me tho 😭

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[mommiana @jnellfrmdablock]

@FanDuel_Support Wassup with the contradictions from live agents?

[mommiana @jnellfrmdablock]

update: idkkkk seems like we enemies again😭🤣

[mommiana @jnellfrmdablock]

who died and made this nigga my enemy?

[mommiana @jnellfrmdablock]

update: he’s no longer my enemy🤪

[jeff ski_🔋 @yerafuntrouble]

Baby we believe in God around here I don't care what's trending these days.

[Vada Fly @Vada_Fly]

Supervisor "I'm sorry we can't sign the papers to approve your vacation days"

Me:

[mommiana @jnellfrmdablock]

@FDSportsbook stop fucking voiding my shit and then not giving me a cash out!!!! I didn’t put $25 to win $400 bitch I wanted $2000