♡ HotMessJess

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

Hi, my name is Jess and chances are, I will steal yo bitch. 😘

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

I'm at that point in my life where I desperately need to figure out..
Do I truly want to build a family of my own, or do I not? I'm running out of time. #LowkeyPanicking #NoBiggie 😅😭

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

once upon a time, I used to sext this dude from Wai'anae. @ the time, he had a gf and was trying to get me to snap nudes. I refused, so he blocked me. Fast forward almost 3yrs later, & he starts trying to dm me on IG. GAG 🤢🤮 #BLOCKED

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

When I say "I once lived a boujee life" I'm not talking about getting my nails did or buying name brands, I'm talking about when I used to be a sneakerhead 🥲

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

Treat a woman right and she could give two shits about how you look or what your dick size may be. Js 🤷🏻‍♀️
(If she does, then discard her. She's trash 🚮)

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

if you're ever wondering why I don't check my fb messenger..
THIS IS WHY. I fucking hate it here.

[XBOX @XBOX]

A dangerous new planet awaits.

Get a first look at Borderlands 4, coming in 2025: https://t.co/LePEeQ30XL | #TheGameAwards

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

One of my hobbies is giving my boss and asm's headaches on their days off 😁 (Matt is my boss and he didn't get that this pic was a joke 😐) 😂

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

🤣😭 Me texting my bestie drunk be like:

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

I have people calling me a "fun-sized queen"..
Good grief. 😮‍💨

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

Tired.
Of this, and of that. Period.

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

Alaska has been so surreal ✨️
What a way to end my 20s.. Tomorrow, I turn 30. Can't wait to see what else adventures life brings. #LibraSeason ♎️ @CruiseNorwegian

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

Just gotta survive this week, and then I go on my cruise to Alaska. I am so excited! 🥳

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

"Cum right on me, I mean camaraderie"
Or whatever @SabrinaAnnLynn said.. 😜 #mood

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

Me having a mid-life crisis and also having relationship problems and then BOOM
*soulmate has re-entered the party*
Me: fucking shit.

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

(:

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

don’t call yourself a real gamer if u never played this before

[♡ HotMessJess @jnelsx]

the equivalent of me trying to be happy in life:

[Tridzo @Tridzo]

Omni movement all fun and games until you get hit with this

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

getting out of bed on september 1st like

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Almost unquantifiable how much better this would have been

[Leonessa @itsleonessa]

The peak FPS gaming duo