James Nettik

Front-end developer for @atendesign. I yell at inanimate objects.

[James Nettik @jnettik]

PYT came on while I was in the liquor store and I almost made a fool of myself.

[Sarah Drasner @sarah_edo]

It’s not really possible to walk down the street listening to “thriller” and act normal.

[James Nettik @jnettik]

@jscrespo @butterball This is such a specific rage…

[James Nettik @jnettik]

Yoked Dick Van Dyke isn’t real and can’t hurt me. Yoked Dick Van Dyke isn’t real and can’t hurt me. Yoked Dick Van Dyke isn…

[James Nettik @jnettik]

Ok, what if we keep the filibuster but you’re only allowed to read erotica.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Sen. John Kennedy having a very normal one during this Senate hearing

[James Nettik @jnettik]

Doing the Lords work.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

i really appreciate how the birds aren't real guy has been fucking with fox news so much that they made a documentary trying to debunk it

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

i really appreciate how the birds aren't real guy has been fucking with fox news so much that they made a documentary trying to debunk it

[James Nettik @jnettik]

@ivyice21 Yeah. Rainbow.

[James Nettik @jnettik]

@ivyice21 Hear me out, I kind of think these two albums are very similar and equally amazing. They tend to be my go tos lately when dealing with shit.

[James Nettik @jnettik]

They’re the same dev.

[Chris Esplin @ChrisEsplin]

In every codebase, there's a dev who crafts each function like a Scandinavian architect, and another dev who slings code like a raccoon on meth.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

As soon as the hacking attack started, I was on the phone with our tech team, security team, lawyers and executives. They all worked around the clock. They’re still working to find out exactly what happened, who did it, and how.

[James Nettik @jnettik]

When polyglot meets polyamory.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

The wildest, most unhinged reality TV show yet, hosted by yours truly. 😘

Get ready for Love Language, a Duolingo and @peacock original series coming soon…or is it?

[James Nettik @jnettik]

@mrsivyRN You think you know a guy…

[Marjorie Gaylor Queen 🏳️‍🌈 @Tim_Tweeted]

A lawyer on TikTok is performing a weekly list of recently arrested pedophiles in America simply to point out that it’s all youth pastors and politicians, not drag queens

[James Nettik @jnettik]

New online security questions just dropped.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

When’s the first time you remember feeling heartbroken as a child?

[James Nettik @jnettik]

This guy is really like “want to win a fight, just take off your clothes.”

[Self Defense with Kevin Goat @SelfDefenseGoat]

Your belt can be a tool to save your life in a Self Defense situation.

#SelfDefense #weapons #selfdefence #martialarts #fma #StaySafe

[James Nettik @jnettik]

When your kid says they don’t need a new diaper.

[James Nettik @jnettik]

@FitbitSupport I’m unable to log in. I get “something went wrong.” I get the same message when I try to do a password reset.

[James Nettik @jnettik]

Ssssssmokin’

[James Nettik @jnettik]

Not sure if I love this, hate this, or should cross my eyes and look for a hidden picture.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Dubai suburbs are the final boss of suburbs.

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

Who would be the funniest potential Speaker?