Oloingoru The First

Parfois je suis très bizarre

[Brizzy @Utdbrizzy]

FIFA can try for another 100 years and still won’t recreate this masterpiece 🤌⚽️

[Brett Hawes @thetamarackman]

@edgaralandough

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

People often clean their homes after an internal breakthrough.

But sometimes the breakthrough comes after they clean.

Your environment and your subconscious mind mirror each other.

What room in your house needs the most healing right now?

[Babájídé @Babajiide]

Reason 1,000,000 why men don’t live long 🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Time to get that volcano lair I’ve always wanted.

I think it’s in the “Beyond” section of BB&B.

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

This Makes Perfect Sense 👀

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Una familia se reunió para ver el Mundial pero acabaron descubriendo que el abuelo tenía un montón de páginas porno guardadas en el televisor

JAJAJAJAJAJA

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Nothing beats a thoughtful person. Dem anakuja kwako anapitia supermarket grabs a few stuff anakam nazo. Pia wewe when going to see them you carry something for them, kwani your parents didn't teach you this?

[₿en Wehrman @benwehrman]

🇳🇱👀 Dutch lawyer gives speech explaining who ACTUALLY runs the world

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

JFC

This is DARK MAN

Woman breaks girl code and reveals to the world

what her friends in s*xless marriages ACTUALLY think.

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, “Never play fair in a game where others cheat.” It doesn’t mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they’ll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

what a masterpiece

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

[Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️ @theralkia]

Every addiction is your nervous system’s attempt to avoid feeling pain from your childhood

[C @cyrusamanya]

You should have things you don't do, places you don't go to, substances you don't take, words you don't say

By all means, have Principles and Standards.

[cfc_changess👾🪼 @1changess]

@SaddickAdams If we support them they’ll say we’re taking their jobs

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Uraibu wa tumbaku wa vijana:

Maelfu ya vijana walemewa na uraibu wa tumbaku nchini

Utafiti: Vijana 230,000 wenye miaka 15–24 wameathirika nchini

#SemaNaCitizen

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[belles @utdbelles]

me always me today

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

You know you're getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don't like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.