Jongo

Projectionist. Movie/comics/sci-fi/fantasy/horror geek. Fat dirty leftie. French immigrant.

[Jongo @jngovando]

HOLY SHIT I just figured out how we should call JK Rowling from now on :

Rita Skeeterf

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@BeadOfGlass @NotFrankA @Tim_Merrey @martinrw So we agree that when the IDF genocided thousands upon thousands of Palestinian civilians it wasn't self defence then?

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@ZiaYusufUK Red button pushers will tell you that voting 100% reform will guarantee no detention center is built anywhere

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@ZiaYusufUK Do you think green councils will do a better job hiding the fumes coming out of the chambers?

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@doomerzoomer @SuspectFed Dude says incredibly dumb sexist shit

Gets called out

"I blame the Japanese"

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@boogarteen @howdyhowdhow @monaco56408 @ev1lzaso "Okay it's shit NOW but NEXT YEAR is gonna be amazing" is something you've been saying for 4 years and guess what it's still shit

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@michaelmertins @DrSyedHaider @benonwine https://t.co/O7sbFhw5fk

If only there was an investigation 12 years ago in 2014 when that picture was taken 🤔

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@benonwine https://t.co/O7sbFhw5fk

Why are you trying to milk outrage with a picture from 12 years ago?

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@beeschoolbonds @Unhexified_ @theserfstv Not as bad as what yo mama did to me

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@beeschoolbonds @theserfstv If anything the horseshoe theory is so dumb because it should be called the circle theory, if it's a horseshoe the two sides never meet and also the far right and far left are not as far right or as far left as the regular right and left.

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@trashleaguer @yoxics Yeah I'm sure the kick nazis will be very kind to Rakai

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@DarkHawkWarrior @yoxics As spineless as crying about being blocked by someone? Not so people pleasing though cause your bitch ass is PISSED. But yeah one thing we can say about QTCinderella is she really tries to hide her ties to her friend that she has a podcast with.

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@Irontoaster999 @yoxics Yeah making a stealing joke to a thief just removed voting rights, restored segregation laws and brought back the KKK. All to ruin the career of someone trailblazing the art of being a dumb fuck in front of a camera

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@RealKravachi @yoxics She didn't apologize though, she's just acknowledging how that one joke would sound for an outsider watcher who does not have context. It's not Hollywood, those people are only "famous" not Famous. So she needs to think about gen audience if she wants to grow the event

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@d4rthk1d_b0y @yoxics She dont have Kevin Hart money man

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@llmonkeyman @yoxics Dude this "friends awards" shit is so dumb because genuinely she would not have to deal with all this shit if she was just doing a little show for her friends. ALLL this bitching is coming from people who are nor in her circles and cant handle roasting or losing

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@SerenaSeghedoni When the random watch he gave his girlfriend turned out to be Jean Reno's watch that he immediately recognised I rolled my eyes so far back into my head they 360d back into place

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@LFFstubs Nah they're the worst, good luck even speaking with a human

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@LFFstubs Which is stupid cause we never get actual celebs at the surprise film. I watched the film all the way through but it just wasn't... Good

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@emilygdawn @HasPause I bet your dad wish he could unscrew your mom

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@jonnbridges It's a little game we like to play every year where we hype ourselves up for a major movie it's not going to be and then disappoint ourselves. Cant mess with traditions.