Jordan Pinardo

I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Maya Rudolph on Hot Ones is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[Mr. Ohio @MrOH1O]

It’s officially beat ❌ichigan week.

[𝔹𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕪𝕖 𝔹𝕚𝕫 @buckeyenichole]

I’ll be keeping this energy level all week.

[Reid @reido_bandito]

Me ordering another vodka redbull at 1am

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

@MattMichel14

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

has anyone invented a lotion/hand sanitizer combo yet? because if my first tweet in 2 years has to be about anything, it’s going to be about needing A FREAKING LOTION / HAND SANNY COMBO

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

@nickrinke20

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Together, we are all... https://t.co/R5FnT4kv1I

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

@maria_linthicum @itsjuhmal @TMielcarek3

[linny @linnnnyyyy]

Everyone’s seasonal depression showing up today now that it’s cold and gloomy again

[Chel$ @Chelsea_Kania]

LOL #bachelorabc #TheBachelor

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

@UshakeM 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

today i had to break up a political fight between 5 year olds...how’s your monday?

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

@Chelsea_Kania Robin 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

ladies, there’s a global pandemic. AT LEAST WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM.

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

anyone ever get phantom mask syndrome? where it feels like you’re still wearing your mask after a full shift at work, even though it’s been off for a while? no? just me? ok. #wearamask

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

@linnnnyyyy RIGHT

[Jordan Strack @JordanStrack]

The Browns getting smoked by the Ravens actually gives me hope for our country.

It’s by far the most normal thing that’s happened in 2020.

We can do this everyone! 🙌🏼

[Jordan Pinardo @jnicolep17]

@HeatherFelgner i feel you girl - keep your head up! 💕