Someday my soulmate will come across my tweets and be intrigued and not terrified ✨
I am absolutely this random in real life and my heart is really this big
@footlocker customer service…after holding for over an hour the automated system said no one was available and ended the call. They I did online chat and was told I would get an email. I’m currently on hold again and have been holding for 34 minutes. How can I speak to a person?
So I’m watching Hard Knocks NFC East and I know I’ve said this before but it bears repeating on multiple occasions…Jalen Hurts is unnaturally FINE!!! I literally shake my head when he’s on my tv. It’s unbelievable
Go Birds!
@key_lo_lo_ I just said this to myself today! And the good one has the nerve to be the one under my side bang. Got me thinkin about parting my hair on the other side
I want an unwelcoming fence around my house. I need it to give stranger danger vibes. Like if you’re a stranger you could be in danger if you come to my door
Ok, I’m tired of seeing all the dating apps on Instagram now. It’s too much. I didn’t even know this many dating apps existed. I don’t want it! Go away!
I don’t know what part of toddlerism this is but my child now puts herself to sleep before her bedtime and just now she decided to lay down on the couch and take a nap. I can’t tell you last time she decided to lay down and nap all on her own. I’m literally sitting here confused