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[j @jnips8711]

Anyone else drive blind, fast, & furious til the windshield defrosts in the morning?

[j @jnips8711]

After all the trying to make the house smell nice, I’m happiest when the boy sears tuna steaks in sesame oil.

[j @jnips8711]

What the hell is so euphoric about the saxophone 👽

[j @jnips8711]

All hail the real lash queens

[j @jnips8711]

Gorgeous gorgeous girls can’t take good pictures

[j @jnips8711]

And Clarence’s parents have a real good marriage 🤭

[j @jnips8711]

Feels good to trust someone.

[Greg @objectivelyswag]

this is the hardest line in the history of the presidency

[j @jnips8711]

@prettypdabrat @nigeellopess

[j @jnips8711]

If you don’t have to shower after work, you obviously don’t work that hard.

[j @jnips8711]

Just lost @AshleyLendle in the airport..Wish luck.

[j @jnips8711]

She fuckin hates me la la la

[j @jnips8711]

@AshleyLendle 😂😂😂 seannnn the nonbelieverrrrr

[j @jnips8711]

@AshleyLendle We gotta stop booking random trips @ the bar lmao

[j @jnips8711]

My toxic trait is adding vodka to any and every juice put in front of me

[j @jnips8711]

Fuck you, pay me

[j @jnips8711]

Larry’s not white. Larry is clear.

[j @jnips8711]

@AshleyLendle Yeeehaaw

[j @jnips8711]

Twitter used to be so fun

[j @jnips8711]

Dear God,
I’ve now turned down 2 marriage proposals by the age of 25. Send me something useful. Like a lesson on how to turn water into wine. -Yours truly