Jerome

[PES MIL GRAU @Pesgrau]

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Eu:

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

“Don’t worry, my dog doesn't bite”

The dog:

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[Larissa Pm @LariPoncem]

La vida adulta se siente como jugar contra Argentina 24/7

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Mom: when are you bringing her home?

Me:

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

trust in time

[Pinnacle Trends @PinnacleTrends]

Christina Milian

[aleksandr ☭ @t0nguefumaster]

kim k to lewis hamilton before the race probably

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

LEWIS HAMILTON TAKES HIS FIRST VICTORY FOR FERRARI !

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i will talk to one person or nobody. i’m too grown for a roster.

[Jiselle @jiselle_andrea_]

They gunna “great is the college” us to deeeaaathhhhhh

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: I’M RIPE NOW
Avocado: okay, you went into the bathroom… so I rotted

[Selina #freepalestine 🇵🇸 🍉 @YRANACKCALB]

My favorite character arc is when the protagonist is doomed by the narrative

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

When the robber finds you watching Hamilton’s First Ferrari podium.

[Parth Rastogi @theparthrastogi]

Look at the generational difference -

1990s:

• Get a university degree
• Get a 9–5 job
• Suit and tie
• Get promoted
• Get married at 21
• Buy a house at 25
• 4 kids, 1 dog
• Retire at 60

2026:

• Survive… Show more

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

Me at war, in a corner sharing memes because I ran out of bullets

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Getting older is honestly wild. One wrong pillow angle and now your neck is applying for disability