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[JNM @jnmay_]

As it comes to festival season, I implore you to invest £5 of your hard earned money on a great cause. Young people WILL take drugs, young people WILL be reckless. Safe, anonymous testing of drugs has to be the norm. Give people the option, safe a life.
Big up @WeAreTheLoopUK https://t.co/K9V8ev5C9b

[The Loop @WeAreTheLoopUK]

It's #TimeToTest. We are raising £50,000 to bring our harm reduction, drug testing services to more festivals and cities across the UK. We need your help to keep people safer this summer. Please join us, tell everyone, and RT.

https://t.co/5DdkpUysrc

[JNM @jnmay_]

How these retards think btw 👍

[Sam Rushworth MP @SamJRushworth]

@GingaGill I am not defending the student loan system.

I am saying you're still always better off earning more.

In my case, of every extra £ I earn I pay 40p tax, 2p Nation Insurance, 13p pension, 2p levy to Labour, 9p student loan, 8p tithe - but that still leaves me 26p better off!

[Callum @AkkadSecretary]

ngl if you are 64 and still renting you really fucked it

[Russell @ChelseasTopBoy]

‘We just got on with it in 1976’

Did you bollocks 😂 you’re the generation that moan about fucking everything.

[bug 🏴 @sundriedtmto]

you can microdose the freedom of the past by going to a bar in a different city and lying about your identity to strangers

[Nathan @lpl2ibz]

Fucks happened to r Wayne

[James @MKUltraMoney]

This is why I always make sure my webcam is pointed straight at my cock before I start jacking it, enjoy this one sрооk FАGGOTS LOL

[UK Decline Statistics @UKDecline]

☀️ Good morning Britain.

Official debt: £2.9 trillion.

Real debt (inc. pensions): £4.8 trillion.

That's £78,000 for every person in the UK.

Have a lovely day. 🙂

https://t.co/iqiuDY3JyO

[JT @jiratickets]

The list has been updated

[JNM @jnmay_]

@justaphag6 Bang on. Pointless arguing with them. We live in boomerville, richest cohort in society not only constantly with their hands out but have the front to 1) not be grateful (remember when we fucked the economy for them in Covid?) 2) never think it’s enough. Some of these replies 🤣

[Grim @grimcalls]

Fixed it

[Crying Orc @orc1917]

ben shapiro is gonna pull up on stream w a yarmulke so big he looks like kung lao

[Callum @AkkadSecretary]

> Was a politican for 25 years
> Made everything worse
> Now old
>"Wow everything is worse"
>"Glad I got everything for me"

Fuck you @WilliamJHague

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

when i hit 67mph on the freeway i have to take my hands off the wheel to hit the emote and sometimes i genuinely think im about to die

[Andra @BioavailableNd]

I accidentally set my Apple Podcasts speed to 0.7x and spent a few episodes wondering if everyone is retarded this week.

[7NEWS Melbourne @7NewsMelbourne]

Violence has spilt onto King Street after two men were removed from a gentlemen’s club in Melbourne.

One of the men threw a chair which appeared to be aimed at security, hitting his friend instead. Get the full story on 7NEWS at 6pm. @paul_dowsley

[Joe Shitpost 🟡 @joeshitposts]

😭😭😭

[Paul @P4ul785]

If Diogo Dalot tried to cook an egg...

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

If Dalot was a horse he’d bark and if he was a dog he’d gallop the fucking spastic.