John Novak

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid Another child with a salt deficiency 😱

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid @moxonsfreshfish That’s all you deserve

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@mattforde @RNOHnhs As usual you “always look on the bright side of life “. Great news which will cheer everyone that knows you

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Sunak launches the first post-HS2 transport scheme.

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid What about the pink ones and yellow

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid A married man who told his wife he was taking the dog for a walk

[Will Hutton @williamnhutton]

In case you haven’t seen this…

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid Brilliant we are all behind you

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid Sadly. Don’t count your chickens ……………

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid A punishment is a punishment

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@DeborahMeaden Cleverly by name but not Clever by nature

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Tense days ahead as Boris Johnson waits to find out if inquiry ordered by Boris Johnson finds that Boris Johnson attended a party at Boris Johnson’s house.

[Rebecca Front @RebeccaFront]

Dear @BorisJohnson and Co, this is what’s meant by ‘leading by example’.

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid This is a very muted description for an absolute bell end

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid @The_Earlsfield Come in reply!!!!!!!!!!

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid You are supposed to put the kids in,

[John Novak @jnov4711]

Never mind Tyson Fury against Anthony Joshua I’d pay good money to see Piers Morgan against Matt Hancock - #whiptheweasel

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid You are now one of Hancock's statistics, Did you want to keep him in post??!!!!!

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid It can't be a surprise - in the Napoleonic wars they hung a monkey thinking it was a French Spy - They haven't got any better

[John Novak @jnov4711]

@cattlegrid You need to sleep longer