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[BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars]

No babe I love that you have two fully grown cats in your small one bedroom apartment it totally doesn’t smell like cat shit at all

[Ben Sage @ben_sage]

How long after sex is it appropriate to start working on your app?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i don’t wanna be buried, but i would love to be displayed in someone’s home like one of these bad boys

[Josh @Joshnorton193]

Just watched a man pay for a beer with his Apple Watch.
Not many gayer things a man can do

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

It’s true though.

[NoMoreGulags @FreedomAus80100]

Aussies aren’t having children because they can't afford to support them.

Muslims have children because Aussies support them.

[ًً @semebf]

I can’t sleep with my blanket anymore I keep cumming on it it smells like stale sperm

[Will Stancil Rape Victim @libtardgenocide]

I’d rather shove a rusty nail into my dickhole before ever believing all women

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

[Rаріѕtніtӏеr420 @HapistRitler]

Most Indians are born on the street because their mothers thought they were just taking a huge shit

[johnadams91 @johnadams91000]

i like to eat mcdonalds mmm yummy mcdona- nigger nigger nigger nigger black niggers oh sorry about that i have tourettes

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I am telling you brainrot & Al were created to weaken our cognitive capacity, so we become more submissive to a tyrannical and dystopian society, but i’ll be just seen as paranoid

[T mac @btctmac]

The value of your house has not increased

The value of the currency you price it in has went through the floor

[Seamus (FreedomToons) @seamus_coughlin]

I invest 1 dollar. Inflation happens. Now everything that once cost 1 dollar costs 2 dollars. So my stock is now worth 2 dollars.

I sell the stock. The government says I profited 1 dollar. They tax me on it.

But I didn't profit. I broke even while they destroyed the dollar.

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

Renting is actually a smarter financial move than buying a house in 2026. But most of you are just emotionally attached to a 30-year debt trap.

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

wish i was eating weird girl pussy for breakfast but i’ll settle for a baconeggncheese

[BowTiedStocks @bowtiedstocks]

People will tell me I ‘got lucky’

That our propadee Ponzi bubble only popped because of World War 3 in the Middle East

‘No way you could predict that happening’

Guess what - you don’t need to

When house prices are so disconnected from incomes and the debt levels are so stratospheric

It creates extreme fragility

And then all it takes is a little external shock

And then….pop 🫧 📌

[Marko Matvikov @MarkoMatvikov]

The federal government expanded its 5% deposit scheme for first home buyers in Oct 2025.

Since then, interest rates have now risen twice – this will add over $300/month to a $1m loan.

If they’re buying a home with a 95% loan, it means they likely don’t have a savings buffer.

If they can’t afford to make the repayments, they’ll have to sell.

If enough of them are forced to sell, house prices will drop.

If house prices drop by 5%, they’ll owe the bank more than what they can sell the house for.

If they can’t make up the difference with cash, they’ll have to declare bankruptcy.

Genius policy brought to you by Labor.

[Maus Incognito @MausIncognito]

Australia is a massive short, economy is fake and gay with worlds largest public service per capita, 20% of kids registered as disabled because of welfare scams, zero tax on our exported oil and gas, and a real estate market 13x an annual income for a median priced house.

China owns our politicians and the next generation of leaders are all environmentalist Marxist trans allies.

Truly and completely in decline as a nation

[Lazy Canadian Entrepreneur @JimChuong]

Life may be tough but at least I don’t spend $700/month on a car payment just to drive to work to make that money back.