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[mel @jnvtz]

because his toilet was completely covered in piss, like i’m talking the seat, the wall, the ground, literally the front round part of the toilet. he also got so drunk he shit himself and had to leave his boxers behind at a bar in the middle of the day 😷 (so sorry to the staff)

[mel @jnvtz]

so yeah he has rashes on the back of his legs i guess from like dermatitis or something. but anyways that’s not all. he told me he was just gonna give up on brushing his teeth and just get veneers when they fall out 🫣. also he’s an alcoholic & ig it makes the bathroom harder

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

shooting ur friend shot is so much more embarrassing than shooting ur shot romantically like omg i just wanna be girliesss and hangggg why am i so anxiousssssss

[𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚊 🌱 @gaialect]

If I’m dating you and feel unseen or emotionally neglected by you, I’ll immediately think like wow that sucks but also, do I want to have a kid with this person? Will they make my possible future child feel unseen and emotionally neglected as well? That’s enough for me.

[mel @jnvtz]

wish someone would crack my back like how parents used to crack their belts

[𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚊 🌱 @gaialect]

hey do you guys have any tips on how to choose a good paying career path when you don’t know what the fuck you wanna do with your life?

[MOON LOVER @M1ONLOVER]

moon bridge 🌙

[ᅠ @artindetails]

colors of the sky.

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

i firmly believe minimum wage should be $700 an hr plus the drug of your choice

[mel @jnvtz]

not me being second place to video games lmfao

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

You should be allowed to smoke weed in TJ Maxx

[петраркин @petrarkin]

“I am a fool with a heart but no brains, and you are a fool with brains but no heart; and we’re both unhappy, and we both suffer.”
The Idiot

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

broken open💔 (1/2)

[mel @jnvtz]

why do most men look like npcs?

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

girls be like “good morning” and then sleep again

[ᅠ @artindetails]

pastel seas.