Teach the 20 Degree Angle

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

me running in to a source on capitol hill who has been avoiding my messages

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

LSU wasn’t named after the animal "Tigers."

They are actually named after the “Louisiana Tigers”, a particularly brutal brigade of rebel soldiers in the Civil War who also slaughtered hundreds of freed black men in the New Orleans Massacre 1866.

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

Bombing a Doctors Without Borders clinic.

[Teach the 20 Degree Angle @jnw554]

@bethbourdon Congrats!! They look so happy

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

Monday: Celebrate 4/20 (also known as Louise Lucas Day in Virginia)

Tuesday: Eliminate 4 of our 5 Republican Congressman from VA

Wednesday: Fix Govs amendments and restore the bills we passed to their previous form

Thursday: Move budget forward

NOW: Gummies and relax 😎

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

The USA’s Democratic Party is to the right of Italy’s far right. I really need Americans to put the bag of glue down

[maro @ProofofMaro]

I’m a millennial so my retirement plan is societal collapse

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

As a matter of fact, burn more shit down

[tianna @hurricanetianna]

tired of seeing the word impeachment when we’re clearly at a point where multiple people need to be hanged drawn and quartered

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

april fool’s day 10 years ago: uh oh! we’re wendy’s and all of our burgers are triangles now! tee hee

april fool’s day now: ronald mcdonald was on the island and burger king has footage to prove it

[Louie @reallouiehuey]

Iran wants to bomb Palantir and I'm supposed to be mad that they would destroy the company that is planning total surveillance of every aspect of our lives?

Wild.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. A new lawsuit by the lawyers who successfully took on the tobacco industry sets its sights on online sports books.

The case argues that DraftKings and FanDuel are fundamentally different than traditional sports books — the equivalent of digital heroin.

[Teach the 20 Degree Angle @jnw554]

@goat_classic Everyone warm up your arms

[goat 🇵🇸 @goat_classic]

He doesn't have to worry because we're going to cut off his fucking head not long after this

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

priyanka kinda looked like mike myers when kanye said george bush doesnt care about black people

[Em Cohen gazafunds.com @EmCohen_]

american synagogues are NOT israel.

anyway, please come to my synagogue, temple israel. it's hosting a fundraiser for israel, organizing trips to israel, putting on pro-israel events, sharing pro-israel propaganda, and is part of the world zionist organization.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyanTV]

24 years ago today my life changed when audiences embraced our little show on a (then) nothing network. A perpetual thank you to everyone in front of and behind the camera who made The Shield possible.

[Karl K. Wuckert @KarlWuckert]

Millennials and zoomers don’t buy Islamophobia because most of us went to high school with Middle Eastern kids, and everything was fine because we aren’t racist boomers.