Jan Worthy

Life is short. Play hard.

[Jan Worthy @jnwrthy]

Elon Musk sucks. Twitter sucks. I'm out.

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@caringguy1957 @w_terrence What a perfect response! Any true Southerner knows that "Bless Your Heart" actually means "You Dumb A**". We're just too polite to say that. Love love LOVE it!

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@DonHoltMac @Ink8Judy @w_terrence Would love to, but 1000 Mules shows no actual evidence to refute. It's just suppositions, what ifs and convoluted conspiracy crap. Ya'll need to drop the pipe and step away from the Kool Aid.

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@w_terrence I don't even know who you are, but you seemed very impressed with yourself. BTW, you're wrong.

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@EmmittSmith22 @NFL @walterpayton @dallascowboys And we want to thank YOU for being not only the greatest running back of all time, but for being a great human being and representing the Cowboys in such a positive way. We love you and we're so proud of you!! Thank you!!

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@MichelleObama I know you probably hate hearing this all the time, but please, PLEASE RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!

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@AaronDonald97 @EriDon_99 Good for you.

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@Daroxity It's easy to be 6-0 when you play the burned and crippled units from the Shriner's Hospital. Can't wait to see ya'll in December! #Cowboys4Life

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@Danielle_4PA @DrOz @dallascowboys @Eagles The hell he is!! He's gonna love ya'll just to get your votes. Congrats!

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@NFLonFOX He was worthless as our coach and now he's worthless as your commentator. Congrats!!

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I believe that 2-15 is a good year as long as those 2 wins are against the eagles. So, I guess we'll just have to win the Super Bowl to make up for this. Stay ready, Coop!!

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#DALvsPHI OH. My. God. PHUCK PHILLY!!

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@CowboysNation Anybody else worried that the spotlight is too big for Trevon Diggs?

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@ScooterMagruder @NFL Who cares? WE JUST HAVE TO BEAT PHILLY!!

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@mtag1993 There's a great dive bar in South Arlington called Showdown. Those old-timers have been watching the Boys play since the early 70's. If you cheer for the other team, they pour your beer out and you're barred until the game is over. Tell'em I said Hi!

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@PFF @AdamSchefter Good grief. Pink tutus will soon be standard issue for all QBs.

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@JoT_87 @CowboysNation @Inside_star16 AAAARRGH!! Stop!! Don't even speak that into existence!. Oh gawd, now my head hurts.

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@CowboysNation @Inside_star16 It's a win-win. If we lose, Dak comes back next week and destroys the Lions, there's no QB conflict and Cooper is loved cuz he did his job as a back up. If we win, and we will, Dak comes back and destroys the Lions, no QB conflict and Cooper is loved for doing his job.

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@HedwardsJamOn @MichaelRapaport No, Heather, you're not too old. You're just too smart cuz you realize how stupid this is.

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@JustStop_Oil @NationalGallery @10DowningStreet If they are so worried about the planet, they could always quit inhabiting it. More room for us.