Jacob Nye

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

@fletchasketch67 👏👏👏

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

@fletchasketch67 I feel the heat

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I haven’t consumed any sugar, alcohol, dairy or grains in 26 days and guess what?? I notice little to no difference at all

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

@jacobkagomez The saddest part, at least from my experience, was there were other lgbtq+ people that also made it harder, either by outing you, or seemingly being on your side, then manipulating you. I think now, all of that stemmed from treatment the school had given lgbtq+. Toxic.

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

@fletchasketch67 I just did the same thing with the princess attack sequence in Shrek 3

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

@fletchasketch67 Those trees were honestly the death of me. I’m so glad they exist.

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

I’ve seen the Democratic Party do nothing but use the scientific process/ logic and historical proof during the beginning of the impeachment trail, meanwhile “GOP” attorneys use a video with a soundtrack to sway emotions because they have no real argument.

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

Now that I’ve cried I can get things done. Highly recommend.

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

@gabimilo Same

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

Since Disneyland is closed, the closest feeling to that I get is going to the Riverside Antique Mall. Christmas shopping is gonna be a blast today. 🎄🎅����🛋

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

Is there a profession where you test board games? Where can I sign up? Does that also come with an endless supply of wine?

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

@fletchasketch67 Same tho

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

Lol what a mood

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

2021 RESOLUTIONS

- get vaccinated
- immediately make out with 5000 strangers

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

@kels0_o That face plant was truly life bringing to watch

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

Have you seen the new season and that reveal. And the best part being the face plant?

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

@kels0_o Please do. I am. Just caught up. Might start again

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

[commercial]
Some negative side effects of the American Christian church include:
-Rapture anxiety when you find yourself alone suddenly
-a need to be constantly finding yourself, due to testimony culture
- apologizing for ignorant and hateful people who identify as Christian

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

Did anyone else have to rewatch Dr. Meredith Grey face plant on the beach, because I did.
So.
Many.
Times.

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

@kels0_o *might not

[Jacob Nye @jnyetheguy]

@internetanja 45 is becoming a great joke!