kernel sanders

i hate new jersey and pool world but if you put a pot in front of me i’m gonna stir it

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

fuck sea world

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

beefy ass lookin moon

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

moneys not real

[Stephen Semler @stephensemler]

The House just passed a bill authorizing $840 billion for the Pentagon. More Republicans voted against it than Democrats.

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

this country just keeps moving backwards

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

i h8 beísbol

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

BRYCE HARPER SENDS A GO AHEAD MOONSHOT STRAIGHT THROUGH ATLANTA’S HEARTS @BarstoolPhilly https://t.co/CMBq7f2dvA

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

nah idc its been way too much for way too long if u value guns over a human being ur wrong

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

“repealing the 2A will do nothing to stop bad people from getting guns” okay… well… so will doing nothing

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

I don’t wanna hear about how great America is. When a country can’t meet the basic needs of its citizens, when parents just have to accept that their kids could be murdered in school any time it’s a failed country.

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

and FUCK YOU GUMBY

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

this be the greatest country in the world*

*for those we deem acceptable

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

society if david letterman took over for johnny carson on the tonight show

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

yes

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

no DA is sawft

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

.@KendrickPerkins puts blame on Chris Paul and Monty Williams for Suns deteriorating relationship with Deandre Ayton 👀

"I don't blame [Deandre Ayton] for actually getting into it with Monty Williams. ... You gotta get that big fella paid."

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

phillies bullpen so bad its fuckin with everybody else’s

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

#jimmybutlerwasright #imissjimmy

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

bamboo brad baby

[MLB HR Videos @MLBHRVideos]

Brad Miller - Texas Rangers (5)

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

i feel like it should go to hungry babies but maybe i’m wrong who knows

[Congressman Troy E. Nehls @RepTroyNehls]

Baby formula should go to Americans before illegals.

This should not have to be said.

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

the top 3 having any 4th place votes is just wrong

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

This is how the MVP voting race turned out 👀

Jokic received 39 more first place votes than Embiid

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Astronomers captured the first image of the black hole at the center of our galaxy, using the powerful Event Horizon Telescope.
https://t.co/nLMc6DCRTF

[kernel sanders @jnymlr]

nahhh any day but today come on

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

On this day in 2019, Kawhi Leonard hits a jumper at the buzzer to win Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals for the Raptors.

It’s one of just two series-clinching buzzer-beaters in a winner-take-all game in NBA postseason history (Michael Jordan’s “The Shot” in 1989).