Chef Joe Porche

One of the last the real and good hearted men. I'm far from perfect but strive to be the best in everything i do!

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

Can’t believe I turn 50 in two weeks, I’m not doing nothing crazy nor putting any pressure on anyone to help me celebrate but if you do want to be apart of my festivities. Please hit me, this is the only invite I got for everyone.

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

@stephenasmith brother you are so wrong about #bet acknowledging #OJ you work for a company that was founded by a known racist and antisemitic but you talk that talk for that check. Where are your morals? Oh was not guilty murder.

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

@_2kSports @Ronnie2K my god you have made this game so damn terrible. The rec matchup is horrid (always get matched against gold or purple). Others ppls having badges shouldn’t make my player play terrible to justify the badge. Don’t get me started about jumpshots. Gsth

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

Fasho. They trying to do a quick flip and took a loss. Now they got everyone on Pause

[ᴛxʀᴇsᴇ @tyxxrese]

@CashSupport @CashApp We will be leaving this ghetto app

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

@MetLife Man I’ve sent everything that I could send to every department I was supposed too. Your company is trash and should not be trusted in times of needs. Every bit of the process I going through has unjust and difficult I’m every sense

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

@MetLife hey why is your company so crappy? I’ve been trying to file a claim since 8/2022 and you’ve been nothing less than the toughest obstacle course ever created by man! Well done!!! #dotheypayclaims

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

I saw nipple 👀 #Ocars

[Officialpoetic @officialpoeticg]

First of the month
OR
Late night tip
🤦‍♂️ 😭 DJs trasssssh.! 🗣
#VERZUZ

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

In this generation of “good vibes only” where do the people who struggle with their vibez go? We stay to ourselves and within our own minds. Which in most times is not good

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

I don’t want sympathy or pity.

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

I feel so damn alone. People swear they there for you but they just want to hear your problems so they can judge you and spread my business.

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

This is prolly a safe place for me to vent. Since I have no followers here

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

Boredom has brought me back to the dark side (twitter) 🤣🤣🤣

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

As in most of his movies. The first 75% be great, then all the logic runs out.

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

Whoever played the cop in the new Tyler Perry movie on Netflix is 🗑. Cuff and say don’t move will never fly 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

Kawhi Leonard's decision:

- Made the Clippers immediate contenders
- Fixed the NBA's parity issue
- Broke the Thunder
- Validated Masai Ujiri
- And sent the Lakers into Plan C

How can you not love this league?

https://t.co/19YJKtN6dm

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

@RealSkipBayless You finally called him by name @ShannonSharpe 👀

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

At this point, I don’t care who’s in or out...I just have proceed accordingly

[Deniz Can @MrFilmkritik]

Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain each taking their lives in a short period of time is a bleak reminder that money nor fame can cure depression and is worth so very little.

Be kind to others. You dont know what they are going through.

[Chef Joe Porche @Jo_B2Real]

Everybody wants to be black until the police 🚔 gets behind them or filling out ANY kind of application #culturevultures