Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸

UCM Class of 2020 •Interests include matcha and plague doctors •Occupation: family disappointment •Opossum scholar

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

All my fellas 🔥🔥

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

Heat’s not working in Crown Vic, expect blend door actuator (common point of failure in panthers)

See empty coolant reservoir indicating leak, meaning failing intake manifold (other common, INEVITABLE point of failure in panthers)

We can’t win

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

Thank you for 7 years, Dixie. 7 years of smiles, of protecting our driveway from Amazon drivers (until they gave you treats), of being every dog’s responsible mom friend. If only we’d had 7 more years with you. Keep running up above, and I hope to see you up there someday.

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

Hired a new dishwasher at our house and she’s not very good at her job, but she’s doing her best

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

Found this guy underneath our propane tanks… Of course I had to name him Hank before I released him 🐢🙏🏻

[𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖 @vers_laLune]

its kind of insane that we've just accepted that left leaning people will just try to assassinate people they dont agree with

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Lmao if you guys were capable of winning the “debate” you wouldn’t have had to do this in the first place

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

Not in the politics scene as much anymore, but when I was, Charlie was such a genuine, kind soul. I went to the YWLS summit in 2017 & despite my social ineptitude he made me feel welcome and even remembered my name in passing without even looking at my name tag. I’m devastated.

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

Charlie Kirk is the most vanilla and least threatening Conservative out there. A happy enjoyer of debate and conversation and father to two beautiful children.

And they still shot him.

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

POV: you are milk

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

My mom’s old Taurus, 415k miles strong, got my brother and I through elementary, middle, and high school (and college for me), met her end this weekend. Slammed into a tree in a freak accident by the person we sold her to (the driver miraculously is okay). I’m so sorry babe 💔

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

@birdsrnotreal2 I left him be in one of our mouse infested barns, he’s gonna be a very happy and fat boi (especially once he meets the big female rat snake that we moved there a couple weeks back)

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

Unwelcome chicken coop squatter, relocated to a barn on the outer reaches of our property and let off with a warning

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

@RexW1911 I will give kudos to this fellow for not musking all over my arm

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Sig owners acting like pit moms right now.

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

Fully convinced that the only ecological reason that burr-type plants exist is to make me crash out

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

Faye is officially scours-free!!

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

@wil_at_the_helm Should’ve specified, I’m watching the original Korean dub, but The Guests’ English dialogue is so corny it completely takes me out of the scene every time

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

Watching Squid Game S3 and they still haven’t improved the dialogue with the English speaking cast???

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

So much for sleeping this weekend, Faye has scours and now I’m giving her electrolytes and plain Greek yogurt around the clock until Tractor Supply opens 🙃🙃

[Casey the Coffee Crafting Catlady 🇺🇸 @jo_casey_jo]

The ravenous, terrifying creature hungers for more sustenance (she wants more formula)