jordan leone

cursing in every tweet or your money back!! (also a designer) (oh and also ¼ of @corsicanamusic) (she/her)

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

when the bar’s bathroom mirrors are for tall ppl

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

@StickyWidgets hello :) would love to be able to change line height and text box size to better format stickies. Thanks!

[Katherine Spiers @katherinespiers]

Rich people shouldn't be allowed to marry each other. Spread that money AROUND.

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

@francois_bach Berlin!!

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

busted.

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

jUDITH are u ok??

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

@aerielist I have an orange baby :)

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

I had (mostly) a good time watching episode IX. was it a good movie? no. does Adam Driver deserve the world? yes.

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

therapists

[jn3 ✨ @j_nykia3]

Who do the “strong friends” vent to?

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

hm @CelestialTea I don’t think black cherry berry is supposed to be this color huh...

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

found this box of @CelestialTea in my grandma’s cabinet from 2004. It expired in ‘07.... drinking some anyway.

This packaging tho 😍

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

all my family went to church and I said “no thanks” and my gma goes “are you gonna be okay in the house all by yourself”

uh first of all I am TWENTY FOUR. secondly I will be taking a bubble bath and drinking wine at 9am so yes.... I am gonna be JUST fine

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

@ZoeDavies1994 I’ll start calling u Charlie if u want that’s cute af :’) also as someone w a gender neutral name.... I can confirm it’s awesome.

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

watching all my cousins reunite and have fun with their siblings/family but I’m an only child w divorced parents

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

@naxuu Shouldn’t it be “on your left” anyway? Sheesh

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

four cups of coffee and three mimosas later my eyes are vibrating and I’ve lost all circulation to my fingertips. I’m fine, everything is fine.

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

@mofie7 welcome, may your dresser always be full of pants spanning 4 different sizes and may your trips to goodwill be fruitful

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

@sodaZen seriouslyyyy. I sleep with a humidifier blasting on my face all night or I’ll wake up a sad, shriveled raisin

[jordan leone @jo_diggity_]

My first thought every time get off the plane in San Jose is always “wow California smells so good”