JO

tweeting about life with an english bulldog & everything in between

[JO @jo_haegeman]

Sometimes I feel like maybe we don’t have a handle on life, and then I remember we assembled a tarpo shed that has not blown away in all of the wind storms we’ve had, and if that’s not an accomplishment for 2020, I don’t know what is.

[JO @jo_haegeman]

Put my music on shuffle and Fall Out Boy’s album From Under The Cork Tree came on and suddenly I’ve fallen into a rabbit hole of music from my high school iPod.

[JO @jo_haegeman]

Don’t you put words in people’s mouths. You put turkey in people’s mouths.

#TheOneWithTheLateThanksgiving

[JO @jo_haegeman]

Careful, careful, CAREFUL

I’ll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I’ll be careful until told otherwise.

#TheOneWithRachelsOtherSister

[JO @jo_haegeman]

Look at her holding those yams. Those are our two worst enemies, Ross - Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.

#TheOneWithTheRumor

[JO @jo_haegeman]

Well, I started naming states, but then I got tired of it, so I started naming different types of celery. So far I only got one - regular celery.

#TheOneWhereChandlerDoesntLikeDogs

[JO @jo_haegeman]

Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did! ... Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced... again! ... I love Jacques Cousteau! ... I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle! ... I wanna goooooo!

#TheOneWhereRossGotHigh

[JO @jo_haegeman]

It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out

#TheOneWithAllTheThanksgivings

[JO @jo_haegeman]

If this doesn’t mean anything to you then you should just get out of there, otherwise you’re just an idiot in a box

#TheOneWithChanderInABox

[JO @jo_haegeman]

42 to 21, like the turkey, Ross is done!

#TheOneWithTheFootball

[JO @jo_haegeman]

You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mocklate?

#TheOneWithTheList

[JO @jo_haegeman]

Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes. Are. Ruined.

#TheOneWhereUnderdogGetsAway

[JO @jo_haegeman]

❤️☕️

[Gilmore Girls @GilmoreGirls]

Coffee, sleep, Gilmore Girls, repeat. Happy 20th Anniversary!

[JO @jo_haegeman]

@chadgweiss Totally hit the nail on the head with the “drowsy allergy pill induced slumber”

[Raquel Willis @Raquel__Willis]

American Horror Story: America

[JO @jo_haegeman]

Cried listening to a podcast today. That’s a first. Raw, vulnerable stories really just hit me and turn me into a blubbering teary mess.

Context: go listen to the most recent episode of @ArmchairExpPod titled Day 7. Grab a tissue while you’re at it.

[Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek]

no really tho

[JO @jo_haegeman]

The genius who had the idea to stuff Reese’s Pieces inside of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup & then sell them seriously deserves the biggest raise.

[JO @jo_haegeman]

With so much negative stuff going on right now & trying to navigate grief/parental loss, finding these positives in our life & saying “hey, we did that” legitimately puts the biggest smile on my face. These accomplishments. are huge for us & I’m just so proud.

[JO @jo_haegeman]

We may not have the biggest house or the greatest jobs but man, I am SO proud of where we’re at. Find yourself a partner that has the same goals as you & together you can achieve the world.