Jyoti Gajmer

the more I know humans, the more I am thankful for my little puppy.

Fluffy ♥️♥️

[Jyoti Gajmer @jo_hates_you]

Woman Who Dreams https://t.co/Qhx1iy9QMU

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This is How He Would Break My Heart https://t.co/hFm0VuMT7n

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So Blessed https://t.co/zb52gUuNs8

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Farewell, 2020. https://t.co/wLZOugPjtx

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Take it Slow https://t.co/nT033K68LO

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A Place https://t.co/JVYwZxFNxF

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

[Jyoti Gajmer @jo_hates_you]

Your dreams should not be big, they should be YOURS.

#TuesdayThoughts

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The problem with buying gifts for your family back home is that you know what they would like but still kinda mentally picturize the criticisms you are about to face.

[Jyoti Gajmer @jo_hates_you]

I am at a point of my life where I deny taking anybody's negative shit.
You think you don't vibe with me? I have already closed the door to leave your thoughts toxic party, anyway.

#MondayMotivation #NoNegativity

[Jyoti Gajmer @jo_hates_you]

Why didn't anybody tell me about #GossipGirl earlier?

I now know how the weekend will go

#FridayFeeling

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And here I thought finding a dead bug in my food was an #issue (p.s it has been resolved)
The pharmaceutical industry needs to come up with meds for curing stupidity. High time!!

#ZomatoUninstalled #Zomatoindia

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@axshhha @HoeZaay And this desi version of tweet coming from originally @WillFerreI 👌

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@mssirsa @shahidkapoor @deepikapadukone @arjunk26 @Varun_dvn @karanjohar @vickykaushal09 Incase you didn't notice there's a guy (not from Bollywood, I suppose) holding a glass of wine or whatever he's drinking while striking a pose with Deepika.
Live your own damn life.

[Jyoti Gajmer @jo_hates_you]

#mustread

[Saket Gokhale @SaketGokhale]

A "clean chit" after BJP tortured a decorated officer for years

My father, Suhas Gokhale, was arrested by Modi govt on the eve of his retirement. He had finished his work on the last day of his 30-year-service and was looking forward to his retirement parade the next day (1/18)

[Jyoti Gajmer @jo_hates_you]

@zomatocare @Zomato @ZomatoIN All just so that you could leave me hanging for a reply or what you call "solution"

[Jyoti Gajmer @jo_hates_you]

Hi @Zomato @ZomatoIN I understand that doing business is important for ya'all but at the cost of your customers life?

[Jyoti Gajmer @jo_hates_you]

Isn't it already too much? You make us wait for addressing the issue and oh yes! How can I forget, some points to make it up.

[StoryPick @StoryPicker]

This woman is♥️
https://t.co/4t4dMMhrXe

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Here's to all & (upcoming) #weekends that I have wasted doing nothing to avoid going out and the lies I have told to avoid going out

#truth