Jordan

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Whoever stole all those KitKat’s

[Jordan @jo_l94]

I dk I feel like you shouldn’t be allowed on all stars if you never made it out of casa ?? Because surely that means you’re not all-star and more of a background character #LoveIslandAllStars

[Dusty (Moved to @LustrDustrArt) @LustrDustr]

Charlie Kirk now that Trisha got her tubes tied

[Jordan @jo_l94]

Please stop the show and give Yasmin the 50k. Everybody looking after their babies and she’s fixing her make up. My Queen My Icon My Heart. #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

[Jordan @jo_l94]

Blu being dumped 2x in one season and never having a single connection both times. Poetic justice really. #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

[Jordan @jo_l94]

Propaganda I’m not falling for:
Sympathy for Helena
Irish Meg’s ‘us girls need to stick together’ PR mentality
Meg & Dejon in general
Blu being relevant

#loveisland #LoveIslandUK

[Jordan @jo_l94]

Helena actually makes me so angry I genuinely need to go outside and touch grass to remind myself this actually shouldn’t be causing me this much stress #LoveIslandUK #loveisland

[Jordan @jo_l94]

The producers realising they are gonna have to put bunk beds in the villa to cope with the aftermath of casa amore #LoveIslandUK #loveisland

[݁⟡ @vaebi3]

“Are you on your period?” God forbid I’m just evil

[Jordan @jo_l94]

Incredible posture, stare into your soul eyes & impeccable ability to read people. Yasmin I know EXACTLY what you are #LoveIslandUK #loveisland

[Jordan @jo_l94]

I don’t want to be dramatic, but I fear Harry’s villain status is actually on par with a terrorist. This man is absolutely evil to the core. #loveisland #LoveIslandUK

[adam struggling uncle @strugglinguncle]

told some friends i was down to hang out thursday and now the word escape room is getting thrown around

[Jordan @jo_l94]

Love island producers have absolutely earned their entire yearly salary just from this episode ALONE #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[Jordan @jo_l94]

Ben is the type of man that would unsend a message if you didn’t reply instantly. Needy, exhausting and entitled #loveisland

[Jordan @jo_l94]

Nah I am honestly gonna give love island a miss this year I could be spending that time doing something productive.

Also me every single night at 9pm switching between love island on tv and checking love island twitter

#loveisland

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

happy pride month

[Craig Fowler ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿 @craigfowler86]

Ladies, if he:

- Arranges it so you’re safe
- Rubs your hamstrings
- Has you drippin’ like a knackered fridge
- Is still no a fan of the speckin’

He’s not your man. He’s a randy, fat hairy bastard.

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St. PITrick's Day… dalee 🍀😉