Joey Mauro

Student. Writer. Pal.

[Joey Mauro @jo_mo3]

Do they call it an internship just so they can pay your 15 dollars an hour?

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To the grown man who rides past my house every night on a toddler's bmx bike while blasting trap music on a portable bose speaker: u r wildin, man. Absolutely wildin.

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I have no words. Milwaukee just wanted it more.

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Finals just got JUICY... Like that bomb as pasta I just made! ow ow!!😝

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I'm going to make a dinner that slaps and watch the shit out of this basketball game at the same time. Do not fuck with me

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@Jaawls Hahahah - I knew there was more to it

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People taking selfies with a purple smoothie in their hand and being all like "be a better you" and shit. Bitch, wtf you talking about. You blended up some berries and ice???

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Every day I ride my bike, and every day someone driving turns left out a mark's work warehouse or some other stupid place and almost kills me. Babes, look both ways before you go.

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Chris Paul is out for blood.

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@HeheStreams What?

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It's wild how little boogie plays when his impact is massive.

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I love how trash Paul George

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Sweet sweet justice baby!

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@laytondemidoff Idk man. That's a pretty hot take 😘

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@hannarieck Han, dog. You got the suns in 4? This is the shit I like to hear

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Phoenix keeps playing like this they could sweep Denver.

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CP3, man. CP3.

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Sometimes I feel like Anthony Davis just doesn't feel like playing 🤷