Data uchiha

| Slytherin | Engineer | ICT trader | Chelsea Fc 💙

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

"professionally we're not your mates in camp"

There goes the smug attitude, boys wey get motion full camp

[Orla (B.MLS) @PreciousOrla]

Any medical corper you see in camp has earned at least 6 figures per month and 7 figures in a year which the rest of you in that camp have probably never earned and will still not earn throughout the service year.

Professionally we are not your mate in camp.

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

@2ndsonn1 @AwaseDavid @AlternatNews You belligerent idiot, no one stopped others from building similar refineries

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

Of all things that won't happen, this won't happen most.
Electric cars will never be a flex

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Before 2030, fully electric cars will become the new symbol of class in Nigeria. Nigerian classism will make this happen.

People will buy a second car and ensure it's electric so they can make a statement with it. To show they are not in your 'fuel queue' level.

"You wey still dey change engine oil sef dey talk"

"You and who dey buy fuel?"

"Oga enter filling station and buy fuel, who be your mate"

"You wey Dangote dey decide your fate sef wan out body"

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

@SkylarksPlace You Sabi recommend chief

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

@Dr_Zedd Beat those fraud when it mattered most

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

This is low.

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSGbrasil]

don't tap 👀

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

"Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... shit-kickin' surfer."

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

Was on a bus from sandfill to vi and I noticed the bus driver wearing police uniform.

Must've been an undercover agent

[🪖 @sinzuoflagos_]

what's the wildest thing your eyes have seen in Lagos?

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

Unlike starlink,
The costs of installing cables, poles and the crazy tax egbon adugbo collect in this Lagos is insane.
Their reason is valid

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

I went to the MTN office to ask about Fiber x and they said they need at least 100 people in my estate to request for it before they can install it. I really thought it was plug and play like Starlink. Lmao I was wrong.

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

@FaithFadareSEO @TechnicalBben You could actually try places like isolo, ikotun.
Progress is being made there

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

This year I will get to 1800 Elo on blitz

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

@Seyifunmi_123 @Igwe23bula @pizzatipz @Wizarab10 Mutuals?

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

@hackSultan Found the certificate for some shares mom bought for me in 2008, 18years and no significant increase in value

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

@amadaoffor Oof😖

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

@iam_Uchenna Optimizes system memory,

Better integration with apps especially if you're doing anything remotely close to devops or apps like docker.

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

Bar Iraq, no country in the middle east comes close!
+234 to the world.

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

@chinedu_10 LinkedIn feels is so stale, and choreographed

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

"okay" is underrated

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

What's the coldest response to “I think we need to break up”

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

nothing like "life's unscripted", cause whoever wrote this script has a real sense of humor.

[Data uchiha @jo_obadiah]

Nothing will make me leave that one button on
Vscode..

[ily⚡️ @0xIlyy]

git add .
git commit -m “feat: stuff”
git push origin main

What’s so hard about the git CLI? Are you stupid that you need buttons to click on?