josh

ugh

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

I reread @jk_rowling’s 2008 Harvard speech a lot, especially this line:

“There is an expiry date on blaming your parents for steering you in the wrong direction; the moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you.”

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@trvisXX $joshortizee
“Hit the club and swap the hoes I came wit”

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@timothykatonjr keep that same

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@elonmusk @DiscoverMag Wow @DiscoverMag I guess you have to shut down all operations and never talk to anyone ever again after that clap back

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@bmainellis @virgilabloh “don’t just talk about it, be about it” -best advice ever given to me about wanting

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@viiviitch foot fetishes are hot

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@timothykatonjr Ghandi definitely had to have written that right? NOPE it was my mans ye

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@JustinEscalona you probably offered $10 and he jumped in a second

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@JustinEscalona is this you? https://t.co/ezEPRcapHg

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@viiviitch ok pero tú sabes que me estaba levantando a las 5a todos los días lol

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@hiitaylorlynn Same

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@oeliana13 I only use tinder to request actual ham from my lady matches

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@ShepNasty19 poker night?

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@aaronzofnas no, thank YOU for YOUR service #nationalguard #pizzaman

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@oeliana13 @roemello_reyes technically the other ones but they told on us to sonia 😑

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@roemello_reyes 😋😘😍

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@TroyLinderman @T_Ray_6_ strip club for sure

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@bmainee I'm sorry that my prophetic gift comes at your expense lol

[josh @jo_shortiz]

@bmainee pride comes before the fall