joao

[Arvin @sozirv]

‘Te amo papi’

[ri @legislasherator]

“Bladee is ugly”
It’s his style.
“How is he your top 1”
At least he’s mine.
“Sulfur surfer flopped”
I like it.
“Don’t play no bladee around me”
Well I’ll find somebody that will let me.
“He can’t sing or rap”
He uses his strategies.

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[ً @monrues]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on star wars: revenge of the sith

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[pun @punpunpunpun]

we gonna talk about 2026 kuru like 2013 bron in a few years

[🐭老鼠国王 @KBDYD555]

买到烟了我从货架上看我还以为是什么薰衣草味结果香芋冰淇淋！！特别香！！每一口都香香的！像那个小时候喝的粉冲香芋奶茶啊我特别喜欢

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[adam @rupertpubkin]

Missing you AB.

[mo @knownasmo_]

#AreYouWithUsOrAreYouAFuckNigga

[joao @joaaaosz]

@benfica1699 He ran out of tokens

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

repeating someone’s typo and ignoring the rest of the message is incredibly funny to me

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

calling my uncircumcised friend adam sandler because he’s an uncut gem

[Y µ r i @GiftOfMorality]

if you "play for fun" in competitive games you need to be ip banned

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Had a dream some guy got hung and he stayed alive for 3 months by eating m&ms in his pocket

[main scorer @01margiela]

alprazolam turned my niggas into poets

[ren🌿🐜 @tinywingedangel]

how about kicking a player if they're from israel ...........

[jayna @pbandj_na]

how it feels saying i listen to "hyperpop" and "underground rap"