Joe Mc guckin

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

In-form Andros Townsend’s birthday falls just after the Euro 2016 final. What a great story it would be if someone could get him a ticket.

[B-Ryan @partlyfunny]

Hey, bald guy with the ponytail. Save some pussy for the rest of us.

[BetBee @BetBee]

Highlights of Yaya Toure's performance against Real Madrid.. https://t.co/6qzHtl9tYB

[Rad Nat @RetroRadNat]

Republicans point out Obamas middle name is "Hussein", but don't seem to care that Jeb Bush has the same last name as the guy who did 9/11

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Martin Keown: "When Andros Townsend gets it onto his left foot, there isn't a better player in Europe."

[Co-op @coopuk]

To make a tasty dinnertime treat, you’re going to need to crack a few eggs. https://t.co/rC0SUJtpIR

[Make it Scotch @MakeitScotch]

Scotch Beef salad with red pepper mayonnaise. Fiery, tasty goodness! https://t.co/L1z9bq0tlQ

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Louis van Gaal has spent more money in the last two seasons than Leicester City have spent in their entire history.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

🎶 Hello curry, my old friend
You've returned from last night yet again
Because a smell softly creeping
Left a stench while I was sleeping 🎶