Nigerian Politician Profile:
Bank β Switzerland
Hospital β London
Holidays β UAE or USA
Kids β UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage β Saudi
Shopping β Paris, Milan
Houses β Abuja, Dubai, London
Fornication βMaldives, Mykonos
Checkups β βRoutineβ trips abroad
Constituency β Seen only during elections
Promises β βWe are working on itβ
Scandals β βPolitically motivated
Side hustle β Government contracts
Cars β Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Light β 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security β More guards than a bank vault
Country β Managed remotely.
But when itβs time to campaign:
βMy peopleβ¦ I feel your pain.β π
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual.
@_wofaii@veeiye@chigaemezzuu Una go one do stubborn head wetin u find go outside u don see am na π it's just like when they do some festivals and say don't come outside if not them go kill you...wetin go carry u comot your house
@_wofaii@veeiye@chigaemezzuu Protect who lmao everybody for themselves...Equality all the way π
Also the crazy stuff is that usually before those stuff happen it is announced a few days before na una gender nor dey hear word when community talk stay inside your house una nor go hear
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