Joachim ❄

GOD is amazing
▪︎ My intrusive thoughts ▪︎
▪︎ Dolce far niente ▪︎

[Joachim ❄ @joachimumoh]

I normally don't do this ..but I'm really proud of this one ..

[FabianLiberty @FabianLiberty]

Asking for a DNA test is mildly disrespectful.

Finding out your son or daughter you raised for 18 years is another man's child and that you are now a genetic dead end, your main life's purpose is gone, and your wife never loved you is maybe slightly worse

[Joachim ❄ @joachimumoh]

@BlessedGirl001 ngl ive seen benjamin awoshiri do this

[Joachim ❄ @joachimumoh]

@Eleven__11XI Bs

[Joachim ❄ @joachimumoh]

@Toluzeey All the time

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

MEN DEY

[Big Manny @mannyasoh]

You can never get it right with a girl who doesn’t like you😂

[𝒪𝒽𝐼𝓉𝓈𝒯𝑒𝑒 ✟ @ThapeloBoyza]

You just had to be there

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Please put your clothes back on. I have just remembered that Dostoevsky wrote extensively about the consequences of poor impulse control, and I think we ought to honour his work.

[⭒˚ ☀︎.⋆ @khalifaslimxx]

You don’t solve poverty by teaching everyone to become millionaires. You solve poverty by building an economy where ordinary work can produce a decent life.

[Joachim ❄ @joachimumoh]

@zubisnation Congratulations

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If billionaires came out and said they were going to hunt us for sport, some of you would defend it by saying:

"You’re just mad because you can’t fucking run fast."

[Joachim ❄ @joachimumoh]

@ninmaxo Go on

[𝑻• @tahyvr_]

the fact that he thinks he’s on par with them is even annoying me, he’s literally greater than them lmao

what are we doing here?

[Joachim ❄ @joachimumoh]

@Kay_kay4u @Nig_Farmer

[Maffay @maffay38]

“Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.”

Grok

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

SO IF THEM FIT HANG KIDNAPPERS

WHY DEM DEY REHABILITATE TERRORIST AMD MURDERERS

ABEG MAKE PERSON EXPLAIN GIVE ME LIKE SAY I BE TWO YEAR OLD PIKIN?

CAUSE I NO UNDERSTAND NIGERIA .

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, plzz help retweet 🙏😞

[The WolfFather 🐺🌹 @DelgadoPrime]

Ngl some of these crosses are playing on the fine line between 'unbelievable cross' & 'Fxck it, Ronaldo in there somewhere' 😅

Ronaldo btw, The Great Menace. 🔥

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I love Jude but Prime Paul Labile Pogba was a different animal.