Joaco

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

@grok Hay una película sobre el ?

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

@giraltpablo Ustedes entienden que Argentina jugó más del 25% de las finales de la historia de los mundiales? Es una locura total...

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

@Silnari Si o no marino, el resto es irrelevante...

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

@atlanticsurff Headshot

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

@bIoodyfran Las hojas Rivadavia (team Gloria forever)

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

Tanto quilombo con los 3 últimos seguidos de Insta, cada vez que seguís a alguien nuevo dejas de seguir a 3 famosos y los volvés a seguir y se acabó el asunto, yo lo hago con Messi Cristiano y el grandísimo Peque Schwartzman, de nada plebes...

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

Si algún día tengo hijos, lo único que me gustaría que no vean con naturalidad es a un reverendo pelotudo como vos @miguegranados

[¿Por qué es tendencia? @porquetendencia]

"Migue Granados":
Por la publicación que compartió en Instagram

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

Dios mío Sabalenka 🥰😍🥰😍🥰

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

Conocido boliche de PDC , sin ruborizarse siquiera, cobra el TRIPLE la entrada de hombres vs la de mujeres, y no vi ningún movimiento feminista en las calles ni escrachos, ni siquiera una pequeña queja. Si pedimos igualdad que sea para todo, digo yo ,no sé...

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

@Crackbol10 Lo de Messi no fue tan grave, lo reputearon de todos lados y los meó en buena ley, son códigos de fútbol , cosas que quedan en la cancha y ya...

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

Que moda rara esa de salir en ojete a la jodita, lindo no es, fino menos y no creo que haga sentir cómodo ni a la persona que exhibe sus glúteos ni a nadie alrededor...

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

De repente la vida se resume a elegir a qué lugar del mundo ir a robar con el pádel , Dios bendiga esta hermosa moda...

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

Realmente en Méx vivo como rey, pero me decepciono diariamente con la raza humana. Literalmente nadie tiene intención de hacer mérito por nada, viven la vida buscando encontrar prosperidad a costa de otro, y me da asco...

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

O sea debo decir que ni me van ni me vienen los Mexicanos, pero al menos en PDC y Cancún su vida gira en torno a los Argentinos, digan lo que digan, y todos dejarían los aguachiles y de alentar al América por haber nacido en Córdoba y que les quede lindo tomar mate por la vida...

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

No sos ni flaca ni hermosa ni te mereces una mierda

-Enviar

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

@ens1996_ Mándame CV a [email protected] porfa

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

Dios mío me va a estallar el bobo

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

Vamos, @RafaelNadal!

As you get ready to graduate from tennis, I’ve got a few things to share before I maybe get emotional.

Let’s start with the obvious: you beat me—a lot. More than I managed to beat you. You challenged me in ways no one else could. On clay, it felt like I was stepping into your backyard, and you made me work harder than I ever thought I could just to hold my ground. You made me reimagine my game—even going so far as to change the size of my racquet head, hoping for any edge.

I’m not a very superstitious person, but you took it to the next level. Your whole process. All those rituals. Assembling your water bottles like toy soldiers in formation, fixing your hair, adjusting your underwear... All of it with the highest intensity. Secretly, I kind of loved the whole thing. Because it was so unique—it was so you.

And you know what, Rafa, you made me enjoy the game even more. 

OK, maybe not at first. After the 2004 Australian Open, I achieved the #1 ranking for the first time. I thought I was on top of the world. And I was—until two months later, when you walked on the court in Miami in your red sleeveless shirt, showing off those biceps, and you beat me convincingly. All that buzz I’d been hearing about you—about this amazing young player from Mallorca, a generational talent, probably going to win a major someday—it wasn’t just hype.

We were both at the start of our journey and it’s one we ended up taking together. Twenty years later, Rafa, I have to say: What an incredible run you’ve had. Including 14 French Opens—historic! You made Spain proud... you made the whole tennis world proud.

I keep thinking about the memories we’ve shared. Promoting the sport together. Playing that match on half-grass, half-clay. Breaking the all-time attendance record by playing in front of more than 50,000 fans in Cape Town, South Africa. Always cracking each other up. Wearing each other out on the court and then, sometimes, almost literally having to hold each other up during trophy ceremonies.

I’m still grateful you invited me to Mallorca to help launch the Rafa Nadal Academy in 2016. Actually, I kind of invited myself. I knew you were too polite to insist on me being there, but I didn’t want to miss it. You have always been a role model for kids around the world, and Mirka and I are so glad that our children have all trained at your academies. They had a blast and learned so much—like thousands of other young players. Although I always worried my kids would come home playing tennis as lefties.

And then there was London—the Laver Cup in 2022. My final match. It meant everything to me that you were there by my side—not as my rival but as my doubles partner. Sharing the court with you that night, and sharing those tears, will forever be one of the most special moments of my career.

Rafa, I know you’re focused on the last stretch of your epic career. We will talk when it’s done. For now, I just want to congratulate your family and team, who all played a massive role in your success. And I want you to know that your old friend is always cheering for you, and will be cheering just as loud for everything you do next.

Rafa that!

Best always, your fan, 

Roger

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

@kadito_sg Dame a la China y me peleo a faca y trapo enrollado con quién sea

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

Estaba platicando bien ameno con una y le digo la típica de "lo único que no tiene solución es la muerte" , y responde "para mí la muerte ES LA SOLUCIÓN" lpm el shock es total...

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

Espero que lean , peguen una lloradita y se dejen de romper las pelotas, que decir...

[Joaco @joacocenteno1]

Adivinanza: Son infieles, mentirosas , se pusieron gordas y revolotean cada tanto, hay opciones :
- Las gaviotas en el mar
-Las abejas reinas
-Una que otra ex que tengo por ahi