Joana

avid Shrek fan

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Didn’t even get a Roaring 20s before this Great Depression. I got fucking grad school

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad

[KAYA NOVA @thekayanova]

Having a random hobby as an adult is actually hilarious. You’ll be having a day delivered directly from hell but then gotta suck it up to get to tap class by 6:30pm.

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry for being so awful to be around i’m 24

[out of context arrested development @casualarrested]

happy 4th of july. never forget who fought for your independence

[Evelyn 'Rosey' Cheeks @indecisive_eva]

smoking weed as a performance enhancing drug (the performance is actually eating dinner)

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

i do not forgive and forget. i hate and remember.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i can’t hang out tonight i have to lay in bed and feel weird

[sweet flea @pomawanian]

put my ashes in the elefun PUT MY ASHES IN TGE ELEFUN

[Axe @westernunion2k]

Customers will say shit like "Uhh it's asking me to remove my card?"

[Vee 🍒 @TomFordsMuse]

Good evening

[star/marcille 🍉 @sunsapphic]

I know because of Turning Red we're sharing embarrassing things we did at 13 but what I did is between me and God

[alex @notfunnyatalI]

who tryin to kiss by the shrekgetables

[Joana @joana_maria333]

It fully makes me cry when kids lose their stuffed animals while traveling and then people band together to find the owner but sometimes I wonder how people would react if I lost a stuffed animal traveling and they did all this work just to return a bear to an adult woman

[Joana @joana_maria333]

Due to my libra moon, I’ve truly avoided making any decisions ever in my life. Each time I am forced to make one I then need 3-5 business days of recovery.

[maeve ⋆ @shutupmaeve]

THIS LINEUP IS INSANE

[Joana @joana_maria333]

!!!! This is my 7th Christmas in a grocery store I am exhausted