J.C. 📻🎤🦚

Podcaster. Comedy Writer. Sarcasm Enthusiast.

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

Just a reminder that the @OMNY card the @MTA is shilling is a whole scam. When it works, I get an email saying my card was not accepted. When it doesn't, I get an email saying my payment went through, when it didn't then it has the audacity TO TAKE MY MONEY.

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

#ErikaLee joins the list of women that have put melanated people in danger. Because of her the City of Springfield has had to go on a media blitz to quell the rumors and she's help exhaust the resources that the city have towards counterterrorism efforts.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@RainbowShops I'm here for the shade. Just know the 80s, 90s, and 00s girlies appreciated yall being there during the Back-to-School era. #bravo #kudos

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*walking into my Black Job this weekend*

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So I am not the only one that felt that #earthquake here in #NYC ?

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

@Drizly I logged on this thing JUST to tell you how much I LOVE this service. I'm not a lush but I did love how spirits were only minutes away. I am going to miss this. Please, make this a short hiatus.

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

@ConEdison Or turn the lights off in Times Square. My little AC is not going to cause the 2023 NYC Blackout.

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

Thank you for everything, Anna Mae. You taught us to survive, come back, go hard or go home.

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

@Seamless_Care @Grubhub @Seamless Yall really gonna do this again? We have an ongoing DM thread... Maybe it's about time yall put in place a rating system for your delivery drivers. I bet the threat of a ZERO rating will encourage them to use their GPS and call customers. This is ridiculous now.

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

@Grubhub @Seamless This company has become complete garbage.

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

@Grubhub @Seamless Yall really gonna do this again? We have an ongoing DM thread... Maybe it's about time yall put in place a rating system for your delivery drivers. I bet the threat of a ZERO rating will encourage them to use their GPS and call customers. This is ridiculous now.

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

@Seamless @Grubhub This company has become complete garbage... people want their food not refunds all the time.

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

#GrowingUpHaitian be like:
*looking at a guy for any amount of time*
H.P.: Amwey! You're boy crazy and fast!
*having a close friend that's a girl*
H.P.: OMG! Are you a lesbian? Amwey!
*coming out as asexual as an adult*
H.P.: Wazdatmean? Whyoudodat?Amwey!

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

Another school shooting but drag queens are the threat to children. "We must ban ab0rtion to preserve all life!" But derange people use school as a shooting range. Make it make sense.

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

Funny how I was on a @Twitter Time Out for 3 days but there's no record or explanation of why or what I said. The algorithm on this platform never finds me and even suppresses me as a bot but will find me and put me in a timeout. #twitterjail #whatdidisay #TwitterBlue #fixit

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

So I got put in Twitter Jail? For what?

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@TMobile How you go from Super Bowl commercials boasting about service to a mass outage in 24 hours? #fixit

[Downhound @downhounder]

Is T-Mobile down?

#TMobile status:

Users saying that T-Mobile had issues since 9:21 PM EST. https://t.co/Sxs7kY1VvL

You seeing this? Please retweet so @TMobile knows who's affected. 🙏

#TMobiledown

[J.C. 📻🎤🦚 @joanieaqua]

@HollyHamy Gina in Baby Got Seat Back is a peace of work and a pure bully. Not sure how she got married with that sociopathic personality. He deserves better. She could not have been the best he could do. #waroftheroses