Joanna Banner

Alex Volkanovski is my spirit animal.

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

@bakeonme @browncardigan69 How has this comment not got any likes 😂

[UFC @ufc]

WHAT A KO 🤯

@BlessedMMA just blew the roof off T-Mobile 🚨 #UFC300

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

The reason people get excited about summer by age:

Teens: school holidays

20s: day drinking at the beach

30s: I can hang my washing out in the morning and it’s dry by midday.

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

I miss modelling, so if anyone has a gig, HMU…

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

Ooft 🥵

[bjpenndotcom @bjpenndotcom]

Gaethje with the KO!!!! 🔥 #UFC291 https://t.co/hpO9XDSlFP

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

Watched The Bear and now my porn categories are:
“hot chef”
“hot pasty chef”
“kitchen sex with anxious chef who has a complicated backstory”

[SEN 1116 @1116sen]

"Cry me a river, England!"

Gerard Whateley isn't copping the whinging from the English after the Aussies retained the Ashes.

@WhateleySEN | #AFL

[Dave @Mesut_Ausil]

Mitch Marsh first test in years: commanding 50 against good bowling.

Moeen Ali first test in years: owww my fingers! Bowling hurts my fingers!!!

[Dan Liebke @danliebke]

AUSTRALIAN TEAM

Mitches: 2
Marshes: 1
Mitch Marshes: 1
Non-Mitch Marshes: 0
Mitch Non-Marshes: 1
Non-Mitch Non-Marshes: 9
Non-(Mitch Marshes): 10

#Ashes

[Dave @Mesut_Ausil]

What the Ashes needs now is unforeseen levels of bastardy from the Australians. painting a tunnel on the sightscreen and making Dom Sibley run into it. dropping a piano on Ollie Robinson. convincing Joe Root to kiss a bunch of dynamite sticks dressed up in a sundress and hat

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

The furore over the Bairstow wicket is nothing but a deflection. If the media storm focus is this… then no one has time to analyse why England have lost the first two tests despite having the best of the conditions by far… utterly ridiculous. #TheAshes

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

"It's very very smart from Jonny Bairstow"

"Brilliant work by Jonny Bairstow, a wicket out of absolutely nothing there"

"a lot of credit to Jonny Bairstow for realizing the moment"

#TheAshes

[Sportskeeda @Sportskeeda]

Australia win! 🏆🇦🇺💥

In an awe-inspiring performance, Australia secures a monumental victory in the Ashes series, taking a commanding 2-0 lead! 🔥

#ENGvAUS #Ashes #TheAshes

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

@necktitties79

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

Walked past you in a prelim on the way to a flag in ‘07
Walked past you in a prelim on the way to a flag in ‘09
Walked past you in a grand final on the way to a flag in ‘11
Walked past you in a qualifying final on the way to a flag in ‘22

I’d probably enjoy us losing too 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Swoop Luke @SwoopLuke]

geelong losing the first two games as premiers is pretty funny

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

Beach hair ft Venetian lighting

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

Waiting for my microwaved cake in a mug to cool down…

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

The realisation that the group of loud middle age women behind me at the station are fixing to board the quiet carriage with me…

[Joanna Banner @joannabanner_]

Bring back the sun please ☀️